Finished Folds (1881—1900)
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1Done in reverse. The last quarter came first, the third followed. Teams ran backwards. The score was also computed sideways. It was all in the name of political correctness
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2Total reimbursment for the expense of travelling to the vet and back, plus all the meds." Haircuts 2 die 4 responded, "You sold your dog to the devil, signing the contract. Sorry."
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2T, circa 2016, spandex masks were damaging to morale. Unless you were on the front line and were injured. That happened a lot less than before the nukes were created. Touch wood!
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10Jennerists out there, it was no surprise fitness places appeared like rabbits out of hats. The Minister of Information even said, "Fitness begets survival in times of nuclear war."
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2The Russian cigar salesman was pleased to know the wooden boxes doubled as coffins for orphaned knickknacks. There was a flea market he rented a table to sell these boxes cheaply.
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4Gagged at the insolence of her student. Four years and seven folds later, Prof. Humita had vanquishd her rivals by publishing a book about teeth in literature. It sold millions.
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2And four years later, the house was rebuilt. Why did it take so bloody long? Horsebricks were extremely rare after the War of The Necromancers. Bob insisted on horsebricks.
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2Some three years later, this story was folded again, under different circumstances than those under which it was started. The meaning shifted seismically, as a direct consequence.
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3After the final fold in this story. That is by decree of the High Priestess of Folded Stories. By adding the right last lines, humanity will be saved. Remember that when folding!
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2My face to the camera. I gave him some cold Perrier to sober him up. I got out and walked a block home. My mum was worried, because he just got his fifth DUI and went to jail again
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2H shaped shoe. Andre the Giant, some four years later, still wore those shoes. They were that well made! Mme Dujardin still used Meltonian Shoe Cream to polish her son's shoes.
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1There was some liquid poison found in the wrong bottle, labelled vinegar. Same colour and smell. Mrs. Finn had no reading glasses on and handed the bottle to me. I became a mouse.
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2Out like pizza crust on the kitchen table. She added tomato sauce and then a few dollops of mozzarella. Then came the anchovies. The pizza was baked and served at 7pm. Tuck's uncle
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2Her to let Dr. Jeremy carry her into the van. She refused and instead fell down for all to see. Even more embartassing, she had hiccups. Dr. Jeremy carried Perrier just in case she
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7The face of William Shatner's grandson doing standup comedy. He was throwing Froot Loops into the audience, who ate the whole box. This kid was brilliant, the critics raved later.
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5"Space Truckin'" was performed by Deep Purple to commemorate the occasion. Space cows were all present, a huge family of them. Mr. Spacecow was driving his Spacecowmobile. It was
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3Four years later, the story continues. Reverend Green met Reverend Purple and they worked out a master plan. The High Priestess was too busy for the Pride Parade, someone else went
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2Which happened each day when she got dressed to go out riding on her horse. The strict rules Her Majesty followed included time to read before bedtime. Her horsehound, Jack, sat at
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3A after the experiment ended. It took three days. Then they stopped laughing when Dr. Wikid prescribed the wrong medication. It was embarrassing, to say the least! Derwood died and
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3Mother Teresa sat there and smiled at my six cats. Finn and Willow were fascinated with her computer and typed their own messages, demanding their own email, sharing a Kitty mac.