Finished Folds (1901—1920)
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1His silver tongue. Then Elvis had to loosen his belt and belched so loudly the critics held their noses and sneezed in unison. Then Elvis impersonator #5 shooed him off stage and
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8Moe and Larry took the book and hit him on the head. "Ouch!", Curly said. Moe said, "You are a first class moron for hijacking Maxwell's silver hammer. Maxwell needed it back."
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1But it sprang back to life after the Cats Union rescued it. One cat was a doctor who knew how mean humans can be. Zeus had a birthday party with the rest of his pride afterwards.
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3Save the expense of yelling at the neighbours who were throwing stink bombs at my rotten crabapple tree. The ents came to my rescue and stood there, blocking anyone who dared try
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0The audience was dumbstruck and turned deep purple when he farted by accident. Oops! Jeremy should not run for office, the newspaper editorial said. So he stepped down immediately.
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1Of their concert settings. I made a lot of money from it and saved all I could. Now, the light bill is outrageously high and I needed that cash. I trashed my smart tellie, so radio
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3Who taught him to read at age three and write at age four. He played dumb at school to hide this and avoid trouble. The smart tellie was given away so they couldn't be spied upo
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3This house was bright red and had no tomatoes in the back yard. He grew veggies inside a greenhouse instead, unknown to the Food Police, who knew he never used food rations up.
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1He was booed off the stage. Shark Lady and her husband were in tow, giving out tshirts saying, Trump for the Birds. Trump gave them a Hillary for Prison tshirt and vanished before
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3Mr. and Mrs. Seagull consulted their homeopathic doctor to verify this was a good idea. Dr. Sardonicus said it was not. Small butts are healthier, just as with humans. Mr. Seagull
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5And were grateful to wear camouflage. Mr. Ed the talking horse took out his binoculars and said, "We need to move while Saturn is visible in the sky. Then we can sleep under the
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2Who was sitting in Starbucks that afternoon when the mocha latte bomb went off and flooded the place with coffee. Shark Lady and her husband were there, then pushed the red button.
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1The election is creeping up on you so wake up and smell the coffee. Tempus fugit! Go get your bullhorn and get on your soapbox now. And don't forget to bring some extra tea bags
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2And gave me his own version of the recipe. It resembled oxtail soup, which I last ate in 1984. It was delicious. Better than hunting down a mix for it. I once made a pound cake
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2Ed the phone call so he was surprised when Watson knocked at the door. He wanted to fold stories and had found some ideas in the newspaper on the way to Sherlock 's house. It was
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1The oranges, strawberries, blueberries and pomegranates survived intact. A smoothie was made with them using the Master's Vita-Mix. The monks drank it for breakfast, in unison.
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2And signalled it was time to fold stories. Luther was happy to have a break from crashing into warehouses. The car was totalled and needed to be fixed asap if he was to keep a job.
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1This helped with his folding stories. His coach was also folding stories. There he didn't have to worry so much about hanging participles. It was a huge relief, to say the least!
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2This was possible only because of the genius of Thomas Edison and many other inventors. These pets were guinea pigs and I took three years to retrain them. How to
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1Friends. He was too busy counting the beans and classifying them. There were six bins. The munchkins accidentally met with Shark Lady and Shark Man. They were buying medications at