Finished Folds (1921—1940)
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3Will take you to Mister Bunny's hideout!' Mister Bunny was waiting for me. "Hiya brother!", he said. I said hello back. Mrs. Bunny was cooking carrot soup and it smelled good!
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2They said I wasn't going anywhere. "What about my job?", I stammered. "We will go there for you, " one demon said. This was five months ago! I still have my job, knock on wood.
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4That was the last time we spoke. I have plasticene flowers where she once stood and said she could read my mind. I said that was statistically impossible, given the lack of kiosks.
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1He sat at home and chain-smoked. Then one day he died of lung cancer. His daughter didn't smoke even once and wouldn't visit him without a gas mask on. This saved her life.
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2His turn to pass the baton. Peter was next and happily took it. Peter was poring over a list of places to go and start new fires. There were a lot of good choices. His assistant,
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3G I can grab and hold onto." The Devil's Advocate was sitting on the other side of the desk, making me feel creeped out. His fellow zombie wore a fedora and clown suit. What to say
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2This was a mental institition in disguise, after all. Not a place for the squeamish, Dr. Shggjkvvhkfsky agreed. The Rodians used Rhodia pads of various sizes. It was quite logical.
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4Politically correct parents believed this and raised children to be obedient and quiet. This was something that would make Grandma Zggfghgffsky proud, but she was long dead.
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3It all depended what was in there, Uncle Johann replied. The contents were fewer than we thought. He carried a camouflage wallet that some mugger could have. An old trick learned
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3I had to become a hunting dog as quickly as possible. Thanks to this being a folding story, I was able to pull this off before the deputy could find out. My hunting dog pack was
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4What the hell was he saying? "Is that Gibberish you are speaking?" He said it was Esperanto. I didn't know that either,I reminded him."You must translate for me!', I replied.
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2You know. Action cats are another name for politically correct social justice warriors who take on the world. No average Joe wants to waste money on this rubbish. Movies cost $10
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4Of apoplexy when he found out that was why he suddenly lost after he went online, finding his blog account deleted. He never again had a Blog unless it was about folding stories!
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2Professor Paul stood up and said, "Wait a minute! You are supposed to teach graphic design not this. What about the house we were designing for King Ludwig?" Professor Mary laughed
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6The roulette wheel stopped at number 23, then started to spin again all by itself. Then it stopped at number 57. What the hell is this, I wondered. And so did everyone else. It was
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3The rug, I fled to Andersonville and ate a viking breakfast. The whole Boy Band concept never existed until 1997 or so! I felt Sartre in one of his most famous novels at that very
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2The reply took me a while..and I ended up visiting the Merrick Rose Garden for inspiration.I did drawings of flowers and trees. While my friend awaited my reply, he got nervous and
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3We were to do this skit where we played customers at whole foods, buying $100 worth of food. We marvelled at the produce section and bought some vintage cucumbers. Then we got fish
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5Was drunk. She shouldn't have driven home. Now she has six DUIs. The police yanked her license and put her in jail. It was a slam dunk. She also killed a pedestrian." I stopped
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2New journey evolving. This one was fifty miles away. She didn't even know the route there, so she called Uber. The train that went there could take her back home. There was time to