Finished Folds (21—40)
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1provided in part by THE Skeezy Ba'Furmp of Cattleprod, WA were off the chain! The number of headbanging teens that showed up to the soda shop was surreal. Prince, pleased with his
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2the stack of cards, undoubtedly filled with insightful, poweful words that told a coherent story, were whisked away. As for me, I was left in the dark, waiting for a new beginning.
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3"Hammer, let's try this again, hammer." said Bobby Skids into the phone. "Hammer, if I don't say hammer at the beginning and end of every sentence, I die hammer." We continued the
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1perming their unruly pubic hair. After all, these were some of the highest paid pube models this side of Budapest. With hair dryer and comb in hand, I started at the end of the row
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2we were knocking back shots of Jager and Heroin like Huggies. Then Michael Scarn came and busted us all. He was so handsome." the oak tree recalled with nostalgia. "But I digress,
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1apprehended the shady woman running the sunglasses kiosk. Getting off his cell phone, Agent Michael Scarn said "Thanks for the tip off, Bunchacho." With a snap, he was gone. I then
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7He was so tired. So damn tired of the fighting. He had been stuck in the mud and rain for what feels like weeks. Constant shelling filled the air with smoke. Those foster kids...
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1careen down a hill coated in K-Y Jelly. Before it smashed into a wall of dildos, a sharply dressed man with a rocket pistol and 409 jumped out of the back. It was Michael Scarn.
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3Just as it seemed like physics would own this day, an antigrav Oscar Meyer Weinermobile with a spoiler shot towards him in rescue. In the cockpit was Michael Scarn, hell yeah.
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0Once upon a time, I had a roommate named Sol, and he had a behemoth trousersnake. I was no twink, I never wanted to see it, but that was never my choice to make. One night, he
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4that all of them could, indeed, fornicate with these aquatic mammals in several orifices. Better yet, they're intelligent, so that makes it okay.
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6Just as it seemed like he was getting away, all hope lost for justice, a familiar voice said "Someone order an asskicking?" Behind the counter with a McGriddle was Michael Scarn.
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3But, it was an honest days work and part of the family business. With a sponge in hand, I began scrubbing along the rim of Mr. Ragpappy's cornhole, which was car-sized in diameter.
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3member, she finally became aware of her sexuality and discarded the loofah along with her prior feminine attributes. And that, kids, is why you never leave a table during a heater.
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3It's tough being the youngest of eight brothers who can swallow their fists.
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1Instead, she decided to sell her body to amputees, sexually. For the right price, they could watch as she sat down on a XL can of Monster, crushed it from within, and consumed it.
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1Halo, fatigued from war, could not fight the aliens alone. So being the pretty cool guy that eh is, assembled a team of super sleuths that don't afraid of anything. Their name?
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2, aware of his new duty, donned the Batsuit and became Old Batman. Equipped with state of the art technology, Alfred swore to destroy Metal Gears across Gotham City.
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2sexual advances. Just as he was about to take me, a cake car smashed through a wall, knocking over my assailant. Stepping out of the vehicle was none other than Agent Michael Scarn
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2Bred by the government to impregnate social minorities and have super-soldier children, Project Crinkletart could have been a success, but instead created...Fugget...