Finished Folds (61—80)
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4. Fortunately for Richter, Special Agent Michael Scarn was lying in wait atop a strategic point eighteen clicks from Mount Wroclai, armed with a Dragunov sniper rifle. Aiming at
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3-- suddenly Special Agent Michael Scarn bursts through the wall, MAC-10 and cattle prod in hand. Gadzooks!
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1all the skating sponsorships he got for that stunt! Truly an inspiration. But I digressed, if you can't fit at least eighteen cheese balls in your mouth, I'm murdering you.
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8countless birds of prey that have had their wings clipped and claws properly tagged by talented zoologists. Lolcats would have continued to bring him joy had it not been for eight
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0well...let's just say a chocolate tater wasn't on the menu anymore. When I raised my hand up to grasp the bounty bestowed upon me, I was shocked to find a sack of disposable nails.
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1backwards and with a touch of grace, threw the Free-A-Rang and the cursed hyenas returned to their original state of indigenous North Africans, bearing only bark loincloths.
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0"I promise it only hurts the first couple times going in" said five-time Emmy award-winning actor Herbie Doowagon. Still unconvinced, the hairy busboy
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1It was only when Dirk McFrbrd, who was watching at home, realized his massive buttocks had hit the mute button, to which he dropped an expletive and fixed. The man now screamed as
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2If there was anything that could be learned from last night's transgressions, it's this: Never do an acid enema with your friends. Seventeen hours earlier, I was eating a
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0thinking of different toys that he had that weren't necessarily phallic in nature, but could be applied to contexts that deem a phallic object advantageous. Remembering this fact,
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5was uncertain where my groin area began or ended. Comforted by this fact, I quickly removed myself from the situation and began bottling my ink to leave on shores and confuse kids
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2Mikey, the simple-minded lackey of the crew, said "Well shoot, it's a good thing she never noticed the anthrax. Once again angered by his stupidity, the gang took turns beating him
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0Fortunately for our flaxen-haired battle nun, her existence transcended petty hair products, as she rained hellfire from her bosom, evoking a godly power only prophets dream of.
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3betrayed me as it bent too far down, leaving me in a state of mild discomfort. Frustrated, I gave up this endeavor and sought respite in collecting donations at a local church.
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1With her final gasp, she insulted my manhood with a childish remark about how my "nethermane" beneath my trousers was comparative to that of a sheet of velcro. In one blow, I
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2in strategic areas across the Midwest, effectively drawing a rudimentary picture of mammary glands the size of two Minnesotas on satellite imagery. Feeling loud and proud, I
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1countless children with a bloodlust rushed out of the seminary, ready to appease their pagan gods.
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2excited every woman who had ever been in close contact with aquatic life. Unknown to the crowd, a sinister barred owl sat in wait atop a skyscraper, knowing his plan had succeeded.
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3, which were mounted in place of any discernible genitalia. Without any time to ponder the nature of this odd encounter, I quickly flipped over a lawn chair that
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0loaded his 9mm Beretta, knowing the large-bearded bastard of a mail clerk wouldn't go down without a fight. With trepidation, he