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the room errupted with whoops and cheers, and the dancing began. And it continued for 40 days and 40 nights by which time most had serious injuries - broken hips, slipped discs, -
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Little Suzy had a special guinea pig named Terminator, Terminator the Terror of Terigal, but she called him Terry for short. Terry has special powers, he could
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but it was his job to find out the secret to 'Bundle4Less' huge success in the town. He wondered if it was anything to do with room out the back - he often heard giggling
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scream & run from the room if they see any girl they'd rate over a 5.Geeks have been known to need therapy after meeting a 7 & collapse frothing at the mouth confronted with 9 but
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to simmer it slowly with some fava beans and serve it with a nice Chianti. Chef Tirel was famous for his liver recipes, including the over-adventurous liver'n'custard, and
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to the land, to the farmers who grew that fruit. He'd always wanted to be a farmer - someone who could wear checked shirts and hats without ridicule, all action, no talk, like
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at least as knowledgeable as as Germain Greer nor as finely groomed as the winner at Ascot. However, these ladies are 7ft tall with green eyes and push silver wheelbarrows
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So, listening to nothing was indeed relaxing, in fact I drifted off into a psychotic dream of nothingness. Such peace I'd not encountered since I
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'Hey, it's getting awfully hot in here,' get me some cold water for this bath. And to his surprise in sidled the person he least expected to see - his
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but hey, this place looks like something that needs development.Plenty of hot earth to offer to land-hungry Bedouins,and, inspired by tents,Paul Harvey offered 'Council of Hell' a
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Bodies rolled in rugs was a great idea in principle but these rugs were just too small for the job.As I carried them, it was sometimes possible to see the toes or some hair peeping
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That dreaded spotted pony was lurking about alright. What was he up to? Was he in the pay of a foreign government? Was he a trotting bomb? Or perhaps a way to
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Sure, the sporks snap in half more often than not, but if my victims don't die of spork wounds, they die laughing, so one way or another I was back on track, building my reputation
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his favourite Four Tops track,'You belong to me! Bernadette!' he screamed.Such a shame.Wrong name. He knew he'd forever dashed his hopes of being her prince.He tried to wriggle out
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freshly made toasted bacon sandwiches in the cafe. God I was hungry, I hadn't eaten all day, but was that the way to spend my last $423? I was headed for the bus but
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and so lived on toast and tinned chicken soup for the rest of the voyage. Picking out the chicken just in case. That did prevent food poisoning but unfortunately
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imagine the fairground rides were actually giant blossoming flowers and he was in a field enjoying the swirling colours. Perhaps there was more in the bottles than beer. Perhaps
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his nipples had turned blue and looked in danger of falling off completely. He must get this sleep walking under control. The other night it was worse still. He
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everything you'd want from a check-out girl. She was friendly, smiley, quick and always happy. How she managed to be like that day in day out was her secret. But I can tell you
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Her crimson curly hair cascaded over her shoulders and she gave her head a shake so the class behind her could marvel at it. She was magnificent and