Finished Folds (41—60)
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5waves. "You know, Old Keven? The alien who tried to destroy our planet about 7 times before?". "Ah yes, Keven." she sighed as her cigar was drenched in an oncoming wave. The gundam
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4like hebrew but he had a mind not to question things and respect people’s wishes -especially dead old widows’ wishes. The police finally arrived over complaints of bad banjo music
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5It turns out that the prisoner was Barnes, the sun destroyer and he had buried an anti-solar weapon in the earth. The planet split open, revealing a giant glock pointing at the sun
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5Suddenly, a harpoon shot out of the open zipper and homed in on the defenseless slinky. With a thrust of his hips and a smile on his face, he pulled the slinky back into his pants.
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2swooped down and perched on his shoulder. It was his psychiatrist, Dr.Skavenjër. “What the- Tom, you smell like death! Have you been drinking hallucinogenics again?!” he squawked.
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4Norm’s nostrils flared at the disrespect from the instructor. Norm had no choice - he had to go all out, and fell into his signature dance routine: “The Alabama Rocket”.
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13Flopp writes this to commend Firebolt391d for just being such a rad person and an all round amazing human. And that goes for the next folder too, after all, this is
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6it seems like the folder, and his/her thought process has changed. Now what? This is so confusing! How is anyone supposed to finish anything at all? And why does the 4th wall need
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5and was met with a long queue of spaceships, waiting to leave the Earth. Barnes cursed. “Damnation!” the intergalactic traffic lights had malfunctioned, and the collapsing star
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4the craze these days to become a miner, risking life and limb to put food on the table. Not everyone makes it past the weaning stage where the eyes are exposed to freshly cut onion
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7regurgitated a hotdog in perfect shape, put it back into the vendor’s tray and took the money from his hands. The whole stadium seemed to be stuck in a never ending time loop,
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6smug as he put his foot down in front of Future. “You know... I am technically in the future compared to past, so I say we both go first.” And with that, they left the Past behind.
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4the castle Crapper. He wept openly at the task at hand. Excalibur was a legendary sword, certainly not to be used to unclog medieval toilets... Arthur wiped the tears from his eyes
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4at this point, unstoppable. Bruno nose-dived and swivelled, loop-de-looped and rolled, all the while letting out a long thin stream of faecal matter. The budgie was glorious
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4On the big day itself, the cake arrived in a lorry and was unloaded by greasy workmen. "Here ya go mister." they placed the cake in front of the bride. "I DONT LIKE YOU" written in
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3to add a line to the fold to see what the hubbub was all about. "Ah, I see" they mumbled with a tinge of regret. The person writing the fold was disappointed by how accurate their
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4In no time at all, the triplets became the board members of the ministry. The triplets sat down to start the 100th meeting. "Now then, what was it again?" they spoke in unison.
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7nor red roses could ever reflect his true feelings for Pooh. No sir. Eeyore was content with just closing his eyes as Pooh's husky voice met his long droopy ears. "Oh Bother." Pooh
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9happy to boot her out of the overpriced, health-violating, dusty and slimy apartment that had been her home for the last 199 months. "And good riddance!" Mr.Potato called after her
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3commit adultery by phone, inevitably leading to divorce, also by phone. It's not that I don't seek human contact, well actually, I don't, I have intense OCD. I don't like contact,