Finished Folds (81—100)
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4oon company for a moderate profit. They invested all the money back into the small God's religion, to see if they could get a larger following. Thats how Pastafarianism was born.
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9To destroy your current planet, press 8. To contact our 24/7 customer helpline please press 9. *Boop* You have selected, 7. Identifying UFO right now... *ping* This UFO belongs to
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1ship, to be cremated and join the glory of Valhalla! Of course, modern age vikings are more hip, so they just did some techno-dancing on the ground. A send-away that was oddly nice
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3Insanity is doing the same thing over a- oh. I guess I am insane after all. Or maybe I'm sane and everyone else is insane. Yea that makes sense, I mean, why else would people
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4hide behind their mother's dresses and grown men to tremble. Yet they could never know where the monster responsible for the ugly laugh resided. The villagers picked up torches
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4Contrary to popular belief, giant spiders do not make chirping sounds, but the frankenninja spiders have been augmented with human vocal chords, so they can fully express their
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6Thus the new age of the Turtles was created, vowing equal Turtle Rights and a good quality of life. They formed the Democratic Republic of Turtles, forging new alliances with human
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6with a note attached to it. "U suck - Love, Gramma" I smiled and sent a reply through messenger pigeon. It read "Can't talk. Folding stories. Love you too". I cracked my fingers
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5a water pistol and filled it up with oil. "Alright mister," I quivered, "don't make me shoot you now!" He smiled and raised his arms. "Really? With what? Massage oil? HA!" he
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3Then he froze. "I don't have to eat my vegetables.. if vegetables don't exist!"He laughed when I saw him 20 years later, building a time pod to go back and erase veggies forever.
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1n awkward cough followed by a question of utmost importance. "So...Why did the chicken cross the road?" the voice rang over the stony faces of the crowd, and echoed into oblivion.
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7goats he had hidden for emergency food. They bleated happiness, the sweet things, until the troll found out I had been rummaging around places I wasn't supposed to. He sprang up
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5if you put the manacles on, so we slowly took them off over the three day Death's Door drink session. The ones that survived being dried out husks would later perish in hilarious
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4voluptuous fupa? Was that the reason Sam had decided to ignore me for the rest of my life? I can't help it... The fupa it has a certain gravitational attraction I can't resist!
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7cook books, hook books, look books, book books and many other types of books on his shelf. The hobbit methodically cleaned each book with elbow grease and a little spit.
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9,he respectfully told me with great humility to eff off. Then the spirit dragonfly was eaten by the spirit frog and I had to go down my merry way to Earth. After the trip to heaven
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3run over the escapee dogs. It was a blood(hound) bath . The dogs sought refuge in the neighbouring cat country, but the political tension between the new cat president, Donald Tuna
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7roughhousing cephalopod, and he decided to join the Squid Scuffle gang, long time rivals of the Octopussies. Squidling#17 soon climbed the ranks, and in a mere three hours, he had
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3the big bad kitty will gobble you up. Ratty raised her hand. "Yes?" "Well Mrs.Cheese, I'll just give the old bugger a good one two." she swished her fists. Catfood raised his hand.
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7s offended the cow and she asked me to stop wearing them on the account that they were the same colour as the butchered meat of her relatives. I refused. After all, Airwalks