Finished Folds (61—80)
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4In no time at all, the triplets became the board members of the ministry. The triplets sat down to start the 100th meeting. "Now then, what was it again?" they spoke in unison.
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7nor red roses could ever reflect his true feelings for Pooh. No sir. Eeyore was content with just closing his eyes as Pooh's husky voice met his long droopy ears. "Oh Bother." Pooh
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9happy to boot her out of the overpriced, health-violating, dusty and slimy apartment that had been her home for the last 199 months. "And good riddance!" Mr.Potato called after her
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3commit adultery by phone, inevitably leading to divorce, also by phone. It's not that I don't seek human contact, well actually, I don't, I have intense OCD. I don't like contact,
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4I ended up in a corner, with a sash wrapped around my body and a beret as a gag. The little monsters had my wallet, and were gleefully liberating it for the girl scouts "cookies".
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3She traced a steady finger down a list of crossed out names, until it came to a rest on the next unlucky amphibian. "Michigan J. Frog" she mumbled, slinging her Katana over herself
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2But not as rare as a geckle. You've never seen a geckle? That's why they're so rare! You have to be in the woods to even have a chance of finding yourself your very own geckle.
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7manners and ran to the nearest wolf-raid-shelter. On his way, he did a Wee Pee in his trousers. Pee Wee was mortified, and so stayed in the bunker, eating beans until he turned 80.
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3Fishing is taking poor defenceless fish from their homes. Breathing is forcing poor defenceless air into your lungs. Eating is forcing poor defenceless food into your mouth.
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4appled the child into a headlock, before expertly executing the dreaded Pile Drive Screw Drive. It turned out, to no one's surprise, that just because a kid looks scary, doesn't me
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4jumping beans, mean beans, lean beans and a whole assortment of protein goodness. They came in assortments of trash cans. A rare collectables item indeed. The craze for trash beans
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12Zombies are functioning members of our society, just like you and me. Now I don't want to hear any complaints about prejudice, because after all, we are all equal. Except they get
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5carrot stick spiralled out of my hands and I wen face first into the platter. Next I knew,Tom was looking down at me with a face covered in Guacamole and cheese. "Are the nachos ok
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3. I realise, I can't expose him. In a strange turn of events I've fallen for the cereal killer. It was Chef Gustavo! I blamed the fat man instead. Good. The crowd seemed to buy it.
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8ened up and a vinyl disc started playing workout 80's music. Trebeck moved with the groove and dodged the lasers stylishly. He aimed his faster-blaster at the laser guns and
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2It's cousin, Marmite is equally tantalising to English demons, and is enjoyed on crumpets. Once a body has been infected with the smell of Vegemite or Marmite, the demons hunger
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4their love grip on me. Oh Otto, I sighed. What would I ever do without my 8-armed lover? I stroked his tentacles as he led me to his favourite seafood Bistro. He raised a tentacle
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2I do appreciate a good sci-fi, but I prefer not to be living in one. Who knew that a post apocalyptic future could Be so taxing. I mean, where do I get the food, a grocery store?
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5haunted eyes. It was time. He picked up his briefcase and stepped into the conference room. "Gentlemen I would like to introduce you to my product:" he opened the briefcase"CatBat"
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10He dreamed about the Moody Blues and wondered if he was born in the wrong generation. Then the bookcat started. I'm-I'm sentient? it thought. Eureka! An evolutionary revolution!