Finished Folds (61—80)
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4I ended up in a corner, with a sash wrapped around my body and a beret as a gag. The little monsters had my wallet, and were gleefully liberating it for the girl scouts "cookies".
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3She traced a steady finger down a list of crossed out names, until it came to a rest on the next unlucky amphibian. "Michigan J. Frog" she mumbled, slinging her Katana over herself
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2But not as rare as a geckle. You've never seen a geckle? That's why they're so rare! You have to be in the woods to even have a chance of finding yourself your very own geckle.
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7manners and ran to the nearest wolf-raid-shelter. On his way, he did a Wee Pee in his trousers. Pee Wee was mortified, and so stayed in the bunker, eating beans until he turned 80.
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3Fishing is taking poor defenceless fish from their homes. Breathing is forcing poor defenceless air into your lungs. Eating is forcing poor defenceless food into your mouth.
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4appled the child into a headlock, before expertly executing the dreaded Pile Drive Screw Drive. It turned out, to no one's surprise, that just because a kid looks scary, doesn't me
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4jumping beans, mean beans, lean beans and a whole assortment of protein goodness. They came in assortments of trash cans. A rare collectables item indeed. The craze for trash beans
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12Zombies are functioning members of our society, just like you and me. Now I don't want to hear any complaints about prejudice, because after all, we are all equal. Except they get
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5carrot stick spiralled out of my hands and I wen face first into the platter. Next I knew,Tom was looking down at me with a face covered in Guacamole and cheese. "Are the nachos ok
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3. I realise, I can't expose him. In a strange turn of events I've fallen for the cereal killer. It was Chef Gustavo! I blamed the fat man instead. Good. The crowd seemed to buy it.
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8ened up and a vinyl disc started playing workout 80's music. Trebeck moved with the groove and dodged the lasers stylishly. He aimed his faster-blaster at the laser guns and
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2It's cousin, Marmite is equally tantalising to English demons, and is enjoyed on crumpets. Once a body has been infected with the smell of Vegemite or Marmite, the demons hunger
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4their love grip on me. Oh Otto, I sighed. What would I ever do without my 8-armed lover? I stroked his tentacles as he led me to his favourite seafood Bistro. He raised a tentacle
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2I do appreciate a good sci-fi, but I prefer not to be living in one. Who knew that a post apocalyptic future could Be so taxing. I mean, where do I get the food, a grocery store?
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5haunted eyes. It was time. He picked up his briefcase and stepped into the conference room. "Gentlemen I would like to introduce you to my product:" he opened the briefcase"CatBat"
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10He dreamed about the Moody Blues and wondered if he was born in the wrong generation. Then the bookcat started. I'm-I'm sentient? it thought. Eureka! An evolutionary revolution!
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4oon company for a moderate profit. They invested all the money back into the small God's religion, to see if they could get a larger following. Thats how Pastafarianism was born.
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9To destroy your current planet, press 8. To contact our 24/7 customer helpline please press 9. *Boop* You have selected, 7. Identifying UFO right now... *ping* This UFO belongs to
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1ship, to be cremated and join the glory of Valhalla! Of course, modern age vikings are more hip, so they just did some techno-dancing on the ground. A send-away that was oddly nice
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3Insanity is doing the same thing over a- oh. I guess I am insane after all. Or maybe I'm sane and everyone else is insane. Yea that makes sense, I mean, why else would people