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made the Moths uncomfortable, so they left. False Cupid or no this party was flagging and an ass up Pitch and Coo did not bode well for their chances of getting -
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the grease trap. Now slick and completely without friction Sanusky Sally gained speed rapidly, producing enough momentum to really do some damage to Barvarian Cody when
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"Nice 'compasses'," they said, looking the pie participants up and down. Everyone enjoyed the pie, ignorant of the special ingredient that made it so flavorful...
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... arm? Tentacle? Appendage? Aquaman wasn't sure he understood the criminal's anatomy but he was sure he didn't like it. "Listen, I know a really well-reviewed doctor that
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dressed in clashing patterns. The 1984-esque fashion regime made sure the populace was well dressed, one way or another. The Emporer's new decree
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"I *AM* JOHN GOOODMAN" John Goodman shouted back, almost tearing his skin tight spider-man suit. He really expected a warmer welcome at the San Diego comic con, but as it turns out
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society was small yet progressive, and surprisingly sex positive. However, there were no hand dryers here, and the mixture of soap, oil, and body fluids did nothing to help my
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my dick. This was definitely that kind of party, and I'm definitely into reptiles. As the beat increased and the lights flashed, so did I. The bouncers rushing towards me were
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"and a round for the banshees!" Forgetting all prior troubles the banshees roared in delight. They had a wonderful evening, and still occasionally call to check in on each other.
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That smell. Dear God that smell. It ravaged through the house, producing salt from saccharine and peeling the wallpaper into ragged shreds that sloughed from the walls like
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grave with her abstaining nuns. Nary a tree nor weed grows in their plots, as their bodies abstain from providing nutrients to the soil. Nun for you, as they used to say so often.
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finest of the flavors. Gonna get a set of better clubs gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing.
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the lion took offense. "This is a family event. If you can't follow the script then we're gonna find someone else to play your role." Benny the cook, left without the will to live,
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swine trough vessel depicting the gory battle of the Two Suns being estimated QUITE POORLY by a mill midget who insists it is not in fact ancient. So listen here you little two bit
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true solution, who stole the denture cream!" The lead Grannybase operator scoffed. "If it's not in the Grannybase, it doesn't exist." The elder collection nodded in agreement. But
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and brandished his Kilij! He lopped off one of the cabinet's doors; it was defenseless before his blade. The cabinet's inferior spitball weaponry couldn't even dent his armor of
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George, a particularly well trained dog, crept into the liquor store. No one suspected a dog. He snatched another bottle of the vintage Cabernet before dashing back to Ophelia. The
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s Bookstore and trampled the literate hipsters, broke college students, and confused elderly that frequent such stores. Fox New's collection of reporters who saw it would later say
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The litter of corpses behind me confirmed the truth. It was gas. All the more reason to move on, he said to himself before stepping ashore. To this day, we still haven't found him.
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But house dresses proved to be too frail an adornment for the unforgiving winters of Canada. She died, frozen in a solid block of maple syrup in a diner outside of Quebec.