Finished Folds (321—340)
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5It towered above them shrieking, snatching them violently with razor talons, fiery breath burning, smashing & crushing with graham crackers. Horror. Pain. Molten chocolate. Death.
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4Azalea Medulla Oblongata who, contrary to all God given laws of propriety and decorum, asked me for my hand in marriage. "You & your malodorous hand," she added as an afterthought.
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4The unibacorn's crisp wings sizzled as it soared through space, dripping fat in its wake. He was amazed by the living creature made of cooked pork. Landing on the protoblood planet
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6read Manatee "a folding fairy began to peruse the long dormant stories. She wrinkled her nose over many, laughed at some, but she wept bitterly for the fine stories stopped dead by
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2would've been inspiring: Lemmy confronting the tornado, chin up, hair blown back. "I just traveled 2,000 miles & got a new set of teeth. I won't take sh*t from nobody." But death
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3He lumbered after me. I was plastered from all those screwdrivers, so he was about to block & tackle me when I wrenched my ankle. The rest is a blur of drywall, miter saws & rebar.
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2To my surprise, he sat down & cried. T-Rex was too ashamed of his little arms to get angry. How would I lure him away from the castle to the tar pits? "Sorry, your freakishly weird
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3excited him tremendously, for she was lounging languidly at a corner table. She continued to insist she was busy, told him "I like your hat. Now buzz off." And he died of apoplexy.
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2en state of adhesion. Feeling refreshed, she threw open an ice window. The Thing blew in a warm wind, melting the window, frame & sill, and the mirror, shower rod & curtain too.
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7at a secret joke about him, which she would never tell. "What is it!" He demanded, poking her in the arm. "What is what?" She replied, poking him back & smiling more infuriatingly.
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6List the ultimate list, a meta-list listing all sub-lists which list all lists except the meta-list. 4) List all recursive lists which list lists contained within the lists listed.
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12carried me to bed in his powerful flippers, then tucked me in. I found this infuriating yet comforting. "Tonight's story will have to be short. Once upon a time (read Det. Manatee)
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4eleased our copulatory embrace & shared a smoke. "This isn't working. What's the next topic for discussion?" "How about Fermi's Paradox." "That could do it." We resumed our amorous
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4d up & began pecking at the flashing dance floor about his platform shoes. The Bee Gees clucked & bu-cawed. He released his disco attired cock which strutted & crowed to the beat.
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5now a grape stem picked clean by a rhesus monkey of death. Sherwood Schwartz fumed. "Ratings are kaput. Need a new family. The Conrad Cluster, Manson Multitude, Anson Agglomeration
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3That audience, millions of years from now, will not be human. Many will not believe they are descended from humans. "Did homo sapiens use technology?" Your fold might be the proof
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3"It wash me," said Mom, taking a swig from her bottle of gin. "I also taught him to throw like a girl." She hugged her son then vomited. "What're ya gonna do about it, Big Daddy?"
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3phone into the intruder's face, knocking him unconscious. How did he get in my house? Why was he talking like a recorded phone message? I duct taped his hands & feet, then checked
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6The unperturbed McMahan growled, "a little police brutality never hurt anybody," and swung at Ned. Ned dodged and the cop's arm went through the rubber ring gripped in Ned's teeth.
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6"It'll be super fun," Sarah told Katy. "OK, that'll be worth getting grounded forever." But only the guys from 5sos were at the party. "Where are all the other partygoers?" asked