Finished Folds (341—360)
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4weapon - a vacuum cleaner with edge tool. 100's of flies could be sucked up in minutes as they snoozed on the ceiling each evening. We didn't realize the semi-intelligent flies
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5pardon my poor articulation. I've no mouth or tongue with which to speak. I'm the ghosd of Thangsgiging Pasd." It blew a spray of blood & mucus from its trachea, startling Sis & I.
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7as the stacks of documents surrounding us grew ever higher with the endless waves of bureaudrones. I'd never experienced utter despair before. I will experience it for eternity.
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3being with you makes me -" "Shut up, Marcie! Chuck! What's up?" Charlie Brown said, "Patty, being with you makes me have feelings I can't explain in my pants." "Kneel before me and
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1Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt. Green entered the glade where Pooh and Piglet were trying to restart their bloody chainsaws. Spock held out his tricorder towards them.
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2Mr. Tickle Bear put a paw to his temple & looked about. The next shot exploded his head in a spray of sawdust. Piglet squealed with delight, ran to the corpse & began pulling tufts
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5to try & not to be funny. But his movements became flamboyantly cartoonish. Rainbow nematodes flowed down him like dazzling drops of liquid Las Vegas. Maurice towered over the curb
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1get in the pot instead." "OK," I say. I hop in and I'm boiled to death. "You are boiled to death?" Yes. Who are you? How can you hear my thoughts? "It's alright. You're undergoing
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3so gently in mock strangulation that she began to laugh. "Can't you do anything for real, Chett?" "I'll show you real!" He feigned a passionate kiss an inch from her lips, his arms
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7No Way Café's open mic night. All Ora's "jokes" were "don'tcha hate" followed by something annoying, e.g. getting a flat tire, then an unnecessary pause and "gah, I hate that." I'd
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2a real asset to the company. But if there's something causing you to get a little behind in your work, Pete, I could take you in the back office and… we could get to the bottom…"
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2Maybe it was his childlike delight as he constantly nudged me, whispering, "them folks is dressed up like cats!" I felt Billy Joe might accept me & come to love me, the way I am,
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1down. It's all in my head. Except the part about going through life completely clueless that I'm the only one who doesn't know what IT is all about. I must casually ask someone
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4a bite. Then I'm gonna drink, wake up in a stranger's bed, speedball using dirty needles, turn tricks for meth and huff gasoline. Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope." Leia turned
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1grew a body, at first only a torso, then a pair of arms which grabbed him. "Not so fast, slick. It's time to fix you." The hands held his head to a breast, and he began to suckle.
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10soft pliable items suitable for a baby to play with. The McMahan/starfish propelled itself slowly up the tunnel towards him! Ned pulled a natural rubber teething ring from his bag.
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5sing to her a passionate love song in my nasal goatish whine. Her icy heart begins to melt, then goes pitter-pat. She grabs me by the ears, her elbows flapping wildly, and she puts
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2typed or written on sheets of card stock 4" x 8" or larger and delivered to the recipient by a disinterested 3rd party. 4) When dancing in the streets, stay close to the curb.
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1the 9 item cash only express lane. "I'm sorry, sir, er, ma'am, but rules are rules," intoned the weary cashier. "But they're all YOGURT. Please?" "Fine." I pulled out my checkbook.
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1a rarity as 1 by 1, my kitchen utensils desert me in the night. I curled up with a spatula on the cold slate floor, & awoke alone at midnight, the warmth of my glowing cheeks faded