Finished Folds (301—320)
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8have a billion dollars, I'm going to hire a new family. I have a billion dollars, I'm going to build an air conditioned jungle. I have a billion dollars, I'm going to buy everyone
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3He shuffled in wearing a suit of armor he'd constructed of cake pans, cookie sheets and muffin tins. "Where's dessert?" I asked. "Right here," he said, clambering onto the table.
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11"What's that got to do with anything?" I wailed. I shook my head in resignation, shuffling slowly down Nowhere Lane, dragging my feet due to the enormous weight of the golden boots
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5"Shut your trap. Forget your contract. Your coming with me - to Hollywood. I'm gonna make you a star!" My mind was in a whirl of conflicting emotions, but he was a good listener.
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3"This is NOT how love is expressed," fumed Miss Whitcomb. "This is why creativity must be crushed out of you children!" She tore up the valentine card. "Hand in your crayons, NOW!"
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4"I love building forts. How about we skip dinner, get a bottle of bubbly, salami & rice crackers and get cozy?" Zombie Zsa Zsa grinned, dripping maggots. Later under the card table
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1Ambika rode in on her palanquin while pasteboard commuters randomized buckets of chrysanthemums dreaming next Tuesday. Farting clowns with giant cucumbers attacked! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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4just one more mark against him would send her careening helplessly down the abysmal shaft of insatiable lust to a realm of overpowering urges & unspeakable cravings which only HE
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5a week earlier. When I arrived in Atqasuk nine people had been killed. A group of men armed with flame throwers was setting out to track Frosty down. I joined them with my camera.
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3Allan's thoughts pre-recorded with reverb: "I didn't know a lot of things about myself." Allan: "My pizza love! I can never forgive Rob, or myself." Stage lights back on, revealing
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5adamantly, "you will certainly choke!" "I'm not so sure of that," said Benita, chewing the sea bass dubiously. Carlos whined, staring in horror. "Don't eat with your mouth open.
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1Those hairless cats… Once I was in a book store reading. I felt the book store cat playing with my dangling umbrella string, looked down & saw a gargoyle… Add bushbabys & pill bugs
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4Chaz leapt aside. Slim's bulldozer smashed thru his house & rumbled on to PurpleProf's. What was that about? Wondered Chaz as he tried to fit 2 broken bits of lumber back together.
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2Before he could discover that rhino's have a protective skin 1.5–5 cm thick, the rhino gored and trampled him to death. Hello Rhino tossed her head then looked about for some tasty
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3about the stage like a curious rat, jerking off her clothing in a manner devoid of allure. "You dated her?" gasped Billy. Jenny jumped around spastically then fell off the stage.
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2out of their minds Wednesday, stayed in bed Thursday & snapped out of it Friday. Everyone was back to normal. Or were they? Waiting in lines, strangers began talking to each other.
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1down a flask of liquid courage then refused to fight the 7-headed rat-king. Marie tossed him out the window. She then went to the barn & came back with the 14-headed cat-plebeian.
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5Bring your pets. However, no luggage is allowed on the bus. All your needs - food, deodorant, white tunics etc. will be provided. But be prepared for disappointment. Utopia isn't
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9Adversity advocates adaptation by adopting advantageous adjustments to adstreams. Additionally, admissible administrative advisory addenda adhere…" Her edict was tagged as spam.
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9They'd obtained a musty Necronomicon from the Ancient Tome Discount Outlet, drawn random sigils on the pub's cellar floor & tapped a keg of ale. When they called up Tsathoggua