Finished Folds (361—380)
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2"My home is lost to me because of this ridiculous marriage. I shall make your life a living hell." She yanked him over her shoulder, hurtling him off the marble coach into the sea.
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5in front of a Jack in the Box. She pulled off the film, removed some debris from her hair, stumbled inside and applied for a job. In 6 months she was promoted to assistant manager.
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4not to be alarmed. They brought tidings of the Great Wheel of Cheese which would - Ronda slammed the fridge shut. She felt she could not deal with luminescent talking cheeses until
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2But she couldn't get with it, get it going, & get a move on. "Get along little dogie," she sang to it as she tried to get a grip on it. She finally got over it to get it over with.
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5I removed the gun from my mouth. Could it be so simple? I did the hokey pokey & turned myself around. Instantly my depression lifted! That IS what it's all about! I had to tell the
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8my little dog Fubar barked at him furiously. Then the house crashed down and I tumbled out the door. "You've killed the Wicked Theoretical Physicist of the West!" cried a group of
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2A daisy, symbolizing innocence, coated in - I tasted - iguana blood - cold blood. In a glass of - I touched - warm milk. Tasted - sow's milk. The room spun around me as I realized
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5For a while no one moved. Then a small, starving child brought up her last baby carrot and offered it to Fluffy. Soon 50 baskets were filled with carrots. Death smiled liplessly.
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4"Sue spanks on" the slightest provocation when I tittered, "it must be awfully hard to be a winning driver with all that stiff competition," but I have no buttocks, being a bass.
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4and so could neither smile upon her, nor reach out to her, nor run and hide in shame. But she placed an imaginary finger where my lips should be saying, "no need to speak, my torso
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1e when traffic stops you in front of the Bellagio Hotel fountains. A dozen teens pelt your car with water balloons. The radio says Hoover Dam has sprung a leak. You can't hold it
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1and strapped to a rocket sled in a top-secret military psychiatric research facility. The guy next to me keeps giggling & saying, "eyedropping." "Muscarine & LSD," says the smiling
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6was 4,172,399,802,490 steps from fixing to get ready to start on the path to enlightenment. The 3 sisters maliciously attached themselves to him. "Hey, Dr. Johnson. Come watch TV
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1Bob grabbed a balloon from his desk and rubbed it on the wool sleeve of his tweed jacket. "Watch this, Howard. Imagine these bits of cork laying about are our lost astronaut."
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2NO IT WASN"T FUN! Why do you always agree with my rhetorical questions? I'm just trying to communicate & you have to ridicule my inability to refrain from a formal & elegant manner
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3and gripped it in both hands. "Come on then, it's right down here," he continued. I squeezed with all my might. "Ploop!" The cap popped off & the thick lotion hit him in the eyes.
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3make a "Kon-Tiki" hang glider/life raft from the bales of marijuana. In seconds I strapped the bales together with sisal twine. I grabbed a case of Red Bull & shoved the thing out
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3drift & my infectious enthusiasm and so joined me in romping about the yurt. The other hippies put down their hookahs, bongs, pipes and spliffs, exhaled & reprimanded Aiden & I for
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3wafting from the Beefy Dog Treat storage facility. The Dog Master had wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but his meditation was ruined by the Beefy Dog Treat factory near the monastery.
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2She remembered a song her Swami Guru (who was one with everything) had taught her: "Row row row your boat…" She took the bagel. "Thank you, Jeremy. What's on today's schedule?"