Finished Folds (481—500)
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6I laid the cold wet corpses of my sorrows on the bar, but Lucy struggled to drown hers, bawling uncontrollably. Then she stumbled to the security check and made jokes about bombs.
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3moving about making motions. I climbed the tree & was shock to see that the moving things in the hive were a swarm of magical David Blaines. They gave me ludicrous intense stares.
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9one for you to laugh at. This was long ago, back when I was just Giant Squid Man. I was in the north Pacific & I came upon the King of Herrings. Now, he's actually a giant oarfish.
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1The skeleton didn't buy Jennifer Love Hewitt's nonsense and snatched a case of grenades from Jennifer's stockpile of black market weapons. Jennifer aimed her bazooka at the fleeing
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4whose ability to ignore his problems until they went away kept the elephant at bay. Like Schrödinger's cat, the elephant in the room was now both literal and figurative. Uncle Fred
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4The plastic Meneki-neko slowly beckoned with his battery powered paw. For as long as he could remember he had stood near the shop door, beside a row of Imari porcelain Nemuri-neko.
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9for hours until something caught her attention and she would wander off to investigate, maybe wash her face awhile, get a bite to eat, and then return to crouch and just stare
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6In fact he had visited Mother Goose Town. And he had done dark & terrible things there. The goslings still wake up screaming in the night, their down soaked with cold goose sweat,
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5it was a mouth foaming at the man dreaming that it wasn't he but his sister dreaming she was the previously mentioned creature dreaming it was NOT the man foaming at mouth dreaming
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6Tiny Bobby & Cindy continued their body tour down the abdomen & into the crotch. Here they met a little man. "Who're you?" "I'm the Scrotum Factotum!" The Scrotum Factotum told 'em
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4ed high into the jet stream, carrying the essence of his bluster within them. After a long journey the dandelion seeds gently settled on a vegetable garden near Hîncești, Moldova.
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3bour, navigating around the many drowned men from the Seine. She clambered up onto a pier & made her way to her cousin's. "Kill your goose & smear its fat over my body," she said.
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6schools of primitive cubed carrots croaking as they swam through the gently waving forests of primal noodles. Meat-like organisms prowled the silty bottom. I swam to the surface to
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4What is difficult is dealing with the parents when they come home. They scream and cry and try to hold their dismembered little darlings. Then I have to convince them and the cops
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3"Why are you the hostess here," I sobbed. Giga-Cat did a giga-jig-jig. "To torment you, my fingerling." Giga-Cat placed her soft fore-paws on my temples. "Bow down to me." I did.
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0Finally I lay down, panting & laughing. The groundlings piled on me, laughing & singing. It was the cutest scene you can imagine, until their combined weight crushed me to death.
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2I only tend to ramble on for extended periods about my cognitive impairments when I'm feeling flustered by things I can't handle like everyday human interaction or eating ice cream
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3I told the shady wizard to scram. He begged me to let him continue living in my washer, claiming he could make my whites whiter and colors more vibrant by adding LSD to the wash.
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10a nor'wester blowin a rum looking packet my way. It had a superstructure enclosing the decks, apparently as defense against Giant Middle Aged Squid Men like me. I ripped the flimsy
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4The Turn of the Cheese is a play based on Henry James' famous ghost story "The Turn of the Screw" done with mice who talk a lot but dare not say what they are really thinking. Tom