Finished Folds (621—640)
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11"Is that a smart aleck reference to my testicles?" shouted the squirrel angrily, dropping his cigar, "Yah, they're fuzzy. And I suppose you wanna know how me and my wife do it? She
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6I had contemplated brainstorming to engineer some other skullduggery but I still had to concoct and work out a strategy to design the machinations necessary for my current agenda.
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8things had gone too far & everyone became alarmed. The rabbit just kept going. This had gone WAY too far! It was REALLY out of hand! They tried to stop him but he had the strength
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318th cent. steam powered love machine. He stoked the firebox of love with select anthracite. "Give me all your lovin'," he crooned through his tin speaking trumpet. Her portcullis
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5all the kids called Martin "Pillsbury Poetry boy" "Betty Crocker" "gay Count Chocula" "Franken-Berry dick" and worst of all - "Honey Nut Clusters," all because of his stupid poem.
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4Ebon winged bone things soared on thermal updrafts from the smoking ruins like spiders in the purple nitric oxide sky. Cosmonaut Lazutkin landed his rocket ship on the uncharted
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5keeps her from hitting the high notes of Minnie Riperton's "Loving You." "Dootin dootin doo-doo HAAAK!" This makes me whine sadly because I don't get to throw back my head and howl
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4Celts can have their heads lopped off, carry their own severed heads to the Holy Well on Omey Island & get them put back on. But my Syrian ghost archer captors disliked me because
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4Bubba lived in a trailer in Georgia. He was on holiday, watching telly and eating a packet of crisps when he realized something was wrong. "What in tarnation?!" He went outside to
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2tinnitus, at least while he was moving. This gave Steve an idea: compress the size of music files until they sound like sh*t, put 10,000 of them in a tiny box, and carry it around
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5just kind of sat there for 14 billion years as Gene Shalit's mustache grew. Finally it was done and suddenly everything was hustling and bustling. Movies were made. Gene Shalit
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5-ng sound and, heavens to Betsy! the table was all set. "This is the undoubtedly the most impressive séance ever!" exclaimed the vicar. Ectoplasm oozed from the coffee and donuts.
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4Our trig teacher put on a robe, lit incense in a brazier, sliced up a pie and chopped up a carrot. She passed these out. "Now, we shall RAISE our cubed roots to the POWER of PIE!"
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6fried chicken enhances reasoning. Singh was eating it with his hands as he drove his taxi, greasing the steering wheel. AHA! He could use the wormholes after 9pm -- IN HIS DEATH!
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2He read his mail. "Dear Erik Menendez, I know you are sensitive & misunderstood, but I understand. You didn't want to do it. Perhaps you will marry me, even if you don't want to?
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4He began to cry. Being lost felt a lot like being called "Fungo Mungo" by the other kids. The woods became spooky. Mungo just wanted to go home to Nana and his safe, dark closet.
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6phone badly. I needed to sit and stare at it for hours doing things with my thumbs. It was my way of coping with Mom. She was driving me insane. No phone! No dessert! With feigned
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6Baby Sally hopped around. Mom danced in the embarrassing way mom's dance. When Rita finished everyone clapped politely. Mom gave Rita a big hug. "You're gonna be a star, honey!"
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10. Being berried alive is a cruel form of execution. The victim is inhumed with berries. As a final insult, a tombstone is buried with him. I, unworthy sacrifice, had been berried.
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6I've got it: "Suddenly and for no apparent reason, a troop of mutant clowns with Viagra-cream pies shows up on a stolen flatulence powered amphibious ATV." Another perfect fold!