Finished Folds (741—760)
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5My inability to differentiate death robots from small appliances was ruining my life. I saw a therapist who used hypnosis to uncover my repressed memories of ritualistic childhood
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4-g a delicious triscuit at the ready for consumption. Mr. Slav shoved me away. "You are confusing love with animal lust," he mumbled while inserting more triscuits into his mouth.
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5As his ellipsis faded away, he became aware of his surroundings. "Put the spork down and step out of the vehicle." The police negotiator lowered the bullhorn. "Suicide by cop
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11a 1600 mile long dark ride, the kind with boats in a flume. The theme would be horror fiction and the darker aspects of history. You could park your boat and camp in the scenes.
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4right now, there's some people from - hold on. (No, the other one. That one's dangerous.) Anyway, don't trust anyone. And about Betty - you'd better prepare for - gotta go. Bye!"
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4from the floor and sold them on eBay to people apparently unable to soil their own men's underwear. The profits paid the rent on her storage units which contained her collection of
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7anything but detain you indefinitely without charges. Please be advised that if you persist in using FoldingStory for your encrypted communications, you will be placing us in a
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4Chince muttered, "The fun will begin when they drink the punch!" People nudged each other. "That guy is rubbing his hands briskly." "He's been cackling maniacally all night."
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1cleared his airway & said, "why are you doing housekeeping, Dean Martin?" "Thought I'd tidy up before I died. Thanks for saving my life, by the way." Grandma asked to share a drink
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4do is practice my pickup lines!" I approached him. "Hello Jimbles, I'm Toodles Bototron. I also love to science & your hair." I looked up to the left to show off my 80's hairstyle.
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2When suddenly, we escaped from the homophobia and discrimination surrounding us to a more enlightened place, married, and lived happily until we became unhappy, then divorced.
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3"Are you saying I'm an outdoorsy toad?" He nodded. "And stinky too." She ran home. "Mom, a guy has been following me home because he likes stinky, outdoorsy toads!" "That's nice.
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2end it. Looking back I see it was obsession, but at the time it was love. My injury and I were inseparable. I couldn't let him go, couldn't let him heal. He began to drink heavily.
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1A host of angels eyed God curiously. "I meant to do that," He said. He quickly made NewEve from NewAdam. "OK, off to the Garden of NewEden you go… Oops." They ended up in downtown
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3either "Cor! Purge le dog sac 3:22!" 3:22 being the average time between marijuana doses, or "Soccer Dog Plague R-232" R-232 being the chlorofluorocarbon used by marijuana addicts.
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4our genitals, at least not directly. Instead we made up little songs like, "I'm going to Louisiana with a second vagina on my thigh" and "I've got two penises to paradise." People
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6the rear end of that goat hung all over the walls. Mommy put some salve on her daughter's self inflicted burns. She then put on her black hooded cloak, and lit the black candles
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1yelled louder. Bacon… osculum infame. Pancakes… ritual murder. Liquid cheese… snuff films. Dr. Sheridan disconnected the electrodes. "It's not acid reflux. You've made a pact with
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7herpes. I got him stinking drunk. The S.O.B. just bawled about his missing daughter. I locked him in the basement until he would confess. A few weeks later they caught the killer.
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5asked. With hand gestures, moans and wails Grandma's ghost told me, "My bones! My bones! You will pay!" Then she faded away. This made me nervous. I hadn't buried her very deep.