Finished Folds (761—780)
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1yelled louder. Bacon… osculum infame. Pancakes… ritual murder. Liquid cheese… snuff films. Dr. Sheridan disconnected the electrodes. "It's not acid reflux. You've made a pact with
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7herpes. I got him stinking drunk. The S.O.B. just bawled about his missing daughter. I locked him in the basement until he would confess. A few weeks later they caught the killer.
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5asked. With hand gestures, moans and wails Grandma's ghost told me, "My bones! My bones! You will pay!" Then she faded away. This made me nervous. I hadn't buried her very deep.
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5half his normal size and acting like an angry chihuahua. Heath & Steve tried to hold him down but he had manic strength. "I must find God!" yipped Bruce. "He flew away." Bruce ran
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9If one desires footlessness, a substantial positive something is required to create the negative quality. Tights fulfill that role superbly. Nonetheless, is footlessness pointless?
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4know, he was in the sleaziest part of the red light district, where only the most degenerate & depraved dared to venture. He sang, "free at last!" Budget conscious pervs flocked
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1below. The fire escape ended at floor 2. "Look, granny, no hands!" Bob showered them with urine like a Zen master enjoying that strawberry. His pursuers still pursued. He jumped
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6you're a repulsive worthless asinine… GAH!" "So you don't like the flowers?" I held them out to her. She slammed the door in my face. Then she came out and sprayed me with a hose.
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4clown - dead, bloated & oozing pus. The most comical deadly thing in the world had been destroyed by the smallest - just like War of the Worlds. I built a fire & roasted the clown.
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6"It IS your mom!" Party Guest 6 became overly excited & jumped around, knocking over lamps & things when I led my mom out. "This is the best party favor ever!" He hugged her and
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6-ually see the real me, can ya? CAN YA?" I shoved his face into my huge bowl of pho soup, killing him instantly. Pfft. I unzipped my full body disguise to reveal my true identity:
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9the now liquid princess of Dis onto the flagstones. "Oi, clean up that gunk!" said a castle guard. Dirk used his tunic to swab it up & wring it into the urn. Was she still alive?
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3I did. They made me an honorary tribe member. They taught me… nothing really. I left two years later, still lost in the dark and treacherous bush and covered in scars and tattoos.
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2"You're immature, gripe about your personal space & yell yee-haw a lot. We also call you a gangster of love." CLICK! I called a friend at 3 AM to ask what "gangster of love" meant.
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4"Wikipedia says Penge's the archetypal commuter suburb," I said. "Sorry, you have to live there to get it." I had to understand these legs- one lively, one plain. I moved to Penge.
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3Dripping with muck, it roared and reached for my scrotum with gloved fingers! I ran but kept falling like in the movies, until it caught me. We smoked a joint and became friends.
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3hot creosote bush burned in my nostrils. The highway warmed my bare feet. The moonless sky was violet-black with stars like magic sprinkles. Actually, they were. They swooped down
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2me was too long. I did a web search for "things to bring" & got this list: Sleeping bag, comfy pillow, CD's, magazines, pj's, my fave stuffed animal. I was ready for the outback.
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9The wild west saloon fell silent when Baby crawled in. Gun hand at his hip, Snake-eyes Muldoon spoke in whiskey throated baby-talk "Ain't you a cute widdle oobity-boo? Yes you are!
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4I've always liked hidey holes. Before all the shit happened, I'd secretly make hidey holes just for fun. Now they were necessary, but still cozy. I loped along to one of my faves.