Finished Folds (781—800)
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3Deep beneath the desert the Ancient Evil stirred his coffee, sniffed, checked the half&half carton date. That long? He shuffled to the sink, dumped the coffee. His old joints ached
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5ht foot tousling his hair. His right elbow brushed her nose as he put his R hand on her L knee. She placed her L foot in his L armpit and grasped his ears firmly. Bringing up his L
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7Only after a couple had taken Franz away did Seurat say, "Well, Dot, I got the impression it was a rendezvous." With my huge bustle and ghost monkey, I felt like I didn't blend in.
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6She rolled her eyes. Yurick...wasn't he the skull in Hamlet? Did this guy think he was Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter? So he noticed her around town, so she cleaned her gun.
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4like it." The Shyster sneered. "Your baby gonna kick my ass?" He poked my baby. "So you think you're tough baby? Does that rattle make you tough? Huh? You a tough little baby-man?"
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5in scuba gear. The room made me think of just one word: plastics. I redecorated. Portholes & nautical junk made a good Orca. Inflatable shark, Scheider and Dreyfuss. I'd be Quint.
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4J, K & L were always dousing HIM with accelerants & setting HIM on fire. But he healed quickly, buildings burned easily. Chevy just couldn't take a hint. L burned him with her cig.
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9The "manabees" interbred with killer mañanabees from Mexico. The bright yellow hybrids were called killer bañanas, contracted to kabañanas, and fed on copra, thus copra kabañanas.
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4twins snuffling about like truffle hogs, tracking me with sensitive nipple noses! I could get no sleep. Doctors said if my entire brain wasn't removed, my big boob obsession would
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5I took the news stoically. My father had died of a nougaty center which had become impacted with peanuts. I put on my coat of creamy milk chocolate and left the doctor's office.
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0Most of the "guests" as the prisoners were called, were victims of identity theft. We worked in bank owned sweat shops until one by one we mysteriously disappeared. I tried to keep
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3asked. "Oui, Louis," I panted. Louis XIV sat on a cream cheese upholstered melba toast chair and began to spread soothing caviar on me. The canapé collapsed. "Ma petit apéritif!"
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1They forgot their joys, wearied of passion and dispelled wonder with analysis. They misplaced their fortune, ran out of food, forgot where they lived, and tore off their clothing.
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2ntity of pancakes in each fist, "I got pancakes!" The girl made a call. No answer, no ride. She shrugged at the onlookers, then crawled back into her cake and took a nap. To hell
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6in aromatic curls from the smoldering thing. The Wise Elderberries, leaders of all the berry tribes, began to scream in agony. The two fiends cackled & danced, tossing raw poultry
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9When he finished singing "Mandy," I asked him what he was doing in my bed. He just sang "Copacabana" and 3 backup singers crawled into bed with us. I really started freaking out.
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4and the bee's knees. His organic motorcycle slopped slowly down the highway on its squishy gastro-wheels. Soon Evil Incarnate was pulled over by a cop on a more practical machine.
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13misanthropic bug bites & stings instill you with insecticidal rage?" I couldn't reply. I'd been transported on love's blissful wings to a clinic for the treatment of entomophilia.
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4brilliant intellect. The now maudlin and overly sensitive android wiped a tear from its eye and thanked the priest sincerely. It was then put to work clearing sewer blockages.
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2But he was. He had tapped into - a dead bird fell from the sky - an unlimited power. A power that would make him master of the universe. He had pure white eyeballs. He was immortal