Finished Folds (81—100)
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4But opportunistic criminals stormed the place, locking the off duty burrito eating cops in the holding cells. They then turned the burritoteria into a drive-thru crack house.
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3"Screw you, mom & dad!" shouted Matt Damon, who played their son in the made-for-TV movie, as he set fire to the roof. Fortunately the Mopes were visiting Matt's parents that day.
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9But whatever. Exploring my jungle surroundings, I discovered the ruins of a lost stone city. I found a snug and dry building so I salvaged what I could from the plane and moved in.
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5kitten wash business. He had little kitten sized car washes built. Diarrhea covered kittens would scamper in one end, out the other squeaky clean. He became richer than Zuckerberg.
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8him the Golden Gibber Award. Gibberish Jerry stepped up to the podium and wiped a tear from his eye. "I'd like to thank Cthulhu, who drove me utterly, gibberingly insane," he said.
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5He didn't like it. He googled "how to stop feeling all snuggly" (with quotes) & got no results! Is his problem unique? The snuggly feeling was getting worse. He put on wet clothes.
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6Now there were just two blondes on the island, and they realized their mistake. "Oh shoot." They got to work, made fire, a shelter, fish traps, hunted wild pigs. "I like it here,"
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5Tiffany collapsed in convulsions, blood flowing from her mouth. "OMG!" I cried, "This isn't funny! Call an ambulance!" Clown paramedics barged in but saw the situation was serious.
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11a hidden spring launched the bowl of noodles at her face! The noodles were coated with super glue and they stuck to her face! She made matters worse by swinging about wildly and
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2st. "Saanken boto!" she said, nodding vigorously. She then led us to a spot in Tokyo Bay where divers found a sunken boat. A search recovered waterproof star maps. "Aandoromeda,"
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5know that Dr. Yes wore a nitroglycerin filled codpiece. Dr. Yes knew physical shock could detonate his codpiece, but agreed to the dick kicking duel. Bond went first. BOOM!
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6I made an altar for it, quit gaming, quit my job. I sat focused on the card constantly, until I achieved a state of confusion so profound I wandered outside naked and was arrested.
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9wear. He's so loud about it, yelling, "I'm hiding underwear under a bush! I'm hiding underwear in the wheel well of your car!" and honking his horn. That clown needs to be stopped.
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3I'm going to die." I sank under again, then the organic thing wrapped around me and pulled me to the lake shore. I saw it was a creature of rotting aquatic vegetation and slime.
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8He'd saved up 3 small vials of tears & 20 banker's boxes of pancakes, enough for admittance to the faerie realm. He brought them to the tree, called out to the faeries and waited.
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3about." As he stood there for an hour trying to remember, he lost his bladder control, then the ability to speak and reason. Finally he lost his sense of balance and collapsed.
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2Seconds past. "Nothing's happening - Oh! Were you that little screaming thing with four limbs and a head and it grew larger over the years?" "That's me." "I remember that vaguely."
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4Then the 3-toed sloth was hunted to extinction. "It's great sport because they move so slowly," said the bastard who shot the last one as he tossed the carcass onto a rubbish heap.
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3the taxi driver had a great idea which would have made Hungry Hippo very rich. "$1.50 tip if you get me there in 5 minutes," said Hungry as he reloaded. The driver slammed on the
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3Chewie made meaningless vocalizations while Han fiddled aimlessly with controls. Han sighed. "I can't do it… I, I've lost the courage to pilot this thing." "Loser," said Chewie.