Finished Folds (61—80)
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4In 2014 she got distracted by some bath towels, changing the future time stream. Everyone in the future screamed and hit the deck as fate altered violently. Hate when that happens.
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3st giant baby processing facility, where it was ground up, formed into stinky patties, charcoal broiled, and served with snot-nosed teenager condiments on stinky toddler buns.
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3joints with my prehensile toes. I handed one to Police Officer Smiley Face. "I have to take y'all to jail. WooWoo," he sang, acting all loony. I wasn't sure if the Chuckle Acid
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6"I'm good! I'm good!" He said to a curious bystander. But he wasn't good, he was bad, and this was karma catching up with him. He began coughing up blood. Then a piano fell on him.
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5And I answer quite drolly: "A girl with one isotope eye. Sell cocaine showers of jello hand cream. Souring odor warhead. Shook floors a-whirl busy bun inner spine, and Szechuan."
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3He finished taping up his homemade fried wool air filter and inserted it into his home HVAC system. It was summer, 90 degrees, but he cranked the heat up to 110. Ah, deliciousness.
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6she ate nothing but powdered donuts. But he'd better make sure. "Henrietta, do your underpants smell sweet?" She was outraged. "What?! you sick bastard!" Henry said, "Just let me
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5he had to change his name to "Big Friendly Eyeball," so the new phrase was, "Big Friendly Eyeball is watching you." But everyone called him "Big Creepy Eyeball." Oh brother!
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4"We try to blend in with humanity," said the largest. They got jobs at McDonalds. After a month of homelessness they moved into a studio apartment. "Life sucks," said the littlest.
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7"A poltergeist is nothing but a juvenile trickster determined to plague credulous adults," said Joe Quarter as a teacup smashed against his forehead. Sally tried to look innocent.
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7Frankenberry moped about. "I'm such a loser, a cross between Frankenstein's monster and berries! Out of all the sentient entities in the universe I could have been, why am I me?"
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4So I had my DNA replaced with bio-engineered latex. But the latex DNA instructed my cells to melt down to viscous goo. And that's how I ended up in a plastic tub in the hospital.
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3Patty the hamburger patty making robot begins forming the 1lb of ground beef into 1 million 1 micro-pound patties & shooting them to Flippy who aligns them perfectly on the grill.
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5from my rear end. "Oh dear, we shouldn't have had beans for breakfast" cried Smee from behind the binnacle. The fearsome pirate rolled his wooden eye. "Avast! Who's breaking wind?"
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4a confused Giants fan in his sleep. He bolted upright, moist, pale and panting. "Only a nightmare? That's like a lame ending for a story." A soft chuckling came from under his bed.
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6Why stop there, I'll get me a harem. I'll get fancy pants and I will wear 'em, when I am not lounging around naked, thinking up rhymes that are half baked.
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5sprinkley powder. "Get away from my baby" shrieked the lady as I tried to sprinkle them. "You don't understand-" Then the demons of the restroom dragged her & her toddler down into
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4So why was he being forced to love a beast? It was sick! You can't force one to love another, let alone a beast! But he had to try. He lured a chipmunk into the stone house.
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7it. There was a little eruption of smoke from the pit. I shook my fist at the heavens. "Are you satisfied now, Pumpernickel God?" I gnashed my teeth, tore my hair and rubbed ashes
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5went around asking girls if they were virgins. "What's a virgin?" "You'll do." "EEEEAAACK-gurgleglub" She stuck the heart into her fanny pack. But the robin's egg she needed was