Finished Folds (101—120)
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4Robbie's mechanical arms undulated helplessly. "You see, there's fallopian tubes, and sperm, and… There's always adoption. Do you like cats?" Magoo removed Robbie's thought relays.
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4she went into the old mine shaft with the "DANGER" and "KEEP OUT" signs. Perhaps deep within the earth she would find the truth about cruelty and purple-haired Barbie theft.
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4ay call me a fool. I didn't want to go to Borneo and I didn't want time to think either. The ancient steam engine chugged listlessly. The capt. shrugged, "it's a slow boat, señor."
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2The stupid cartoon ducky moped down the road dragging his rifle. "All I want is to shoot political prisoners." He fell down crying, pounding & kicking in a frenzy of self pity.
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3agic bean-pixies. Or is it magic-bean pixies? The magic bean pixies looked surprised. They had never given their existence that much thought. "Ontology is not our forte."
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5if you looked closely you could see that no strand of hair came into contact with any other strand, but it smelled like hair. I shook with terror and insisted she use the scented
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4plush turds. I shrieked in horror, but he looked so sad, plush and cuddly I couldn't be angry. "Sweep those things off the bed and go to sleep." "I never sleep," he whispered.
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3held myself in much higher esteem. I never needed to distract the 7-11 counter person while cramming pastries down my pants, I thought smugly as It ambushed me & stole my pastries!
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8He discussed the matter with Beria and Beria agreed a dark hole was imperative. Together they toured the Lubyanka and selected a suitable dark hole. Down he went.
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5one person in the room with a big "DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME" sign above her head - The Queen of Death to Those Who Wear Plungers as Hats While Looking Me in the Eye.
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5him suggested: "Life is happening to you. Go with it." "You're having an awakening. Go with it." "You're having a facial hair growth experience. Go with it." As if he had a choice.
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4he had to wait in line 3 hours at the Bureau of New Phrases to be given a stack of forms to fill out, wait in line again to hand them in and be told that in 6 months he'd be sent…
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7Gibber, who didn't show up until that night to finish 9 fold stories due to being busy all day getting not much of anything done. The office-worker peered at Gibber expectantly…
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3okra I was CERTAIN the little okra pods were invasion of the slug body snatcher pods, so I called the fire department. They took me to the hospital and doctors talked to me about
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3for 15 minutes due to the super-fast gestation period of human/elf hybrids. Then POW the infant shot out like a projectile hurtling Mrs Santa with the equal and opposite reaction.
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7nostrils, caramelizing the succubus and destroying her succuabilities. "WOOooOOooOO!" moaned the ghost queen, "now you can neither sexually assault men nor rearrange the pictures."
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4and dark was Frank's lank hair as he snorted crank, spanked Hank, then climbed into his swank WWII tank (clank!) which stank like a rank sperm bank because Frank liked to wank.
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7outta-sight! Can you dig it? Mission out-of-control: you got it all wrong, man. You gotta let go & just let things be. If I could describe what I have seen it would blow your mind.
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8shadow puppet plays. Tiny & unable to use his lame leg, his 3 character plays were pathetic. Together the 2 old maids put on robust 8 character plays. Their Hunger on Christmas was
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4scary. The scary world seemed more appealing. She made her way across a busy highway, down an alley full of feral cats & into Ms Skinner's experimental home for wayward lab rodents