Finished Folds (101—120)
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3balls. How is it possible that I could get into the hole, but not get out. Time to figure out a plan and I had to act fast as the underground sewer was not a proper
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4find the remote and when ChubbyCharlie ended up hospitalized the nurse found it in the fold of his stomach during a sponge bath which made SlimShady so happy that
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4across the street to the church yard. I wasn't quite sure what he had planned for me, but the Gregorian chanting was getting louder the farther we walked. The darkness
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5that would not stop the fucking squawking. SERIOUSLY, what does a woman in a shoe have to do to get some damn peace and quiet around here the screeching of the children
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6that my horn only toots off key on most days. That damn trumpet I've blown it and blown it to with no success and now it was going to keep me from my most precious
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2Goats milk lotion is quite the lube as the amish farmers have found out many times over.
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2from all the up and down involved with those damn candy cane slides. The worst part is that because of all the sweating the slides were melting and I was becoming sticky with
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1to find out that 1.800.ASIAN.ASS was actually a coffee themed radio show. He kept thinking to himself what the fuck did I walk into the twilight zone run by the insane clown posse
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4hand down his pants when no one was looking and cousin Joe kept putting his fake leg on the table because he said it made him hot.
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4mean in a pizza way or a death metal way or even a zombie way? If you say glitter it just might send me over the edge because honestly I'd rather not be loved if it
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1WHAT THE FUCK! I didn't order a dog let alone a pocket size one. If this is someone's idea a funny joke they have no idea what they have started.
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4in hopes that they could skate hard. It's hard to find a bad ass skate gang in Southern California, but I had hope that the Rainbow Rink was the answer to my prayers.
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3red up her red ruffly hoop skirt and danced across the green green grass settling on top of a huge mushroom which immediately remarked, "what are you doing?"
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3this huge box and thought about how it was definitely time to make my move. I quickly jumped out, smiled and said, "
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2The stench was OVERWHELMING, but amazing because it was all worth it I finally had my very own red butted monkey to play with.
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4The purple sugar dust made me think of the beautiful fairies and unicorns that I saw by the ocean as the Mermainds blew fairy dust into the air.
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1waddle around just like a duck back and forth and back forth shaking his tail feathers for all the world to see.
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2and low through the jungle room, but could not find a young version of Elvis. Graceland was proving to be a BUST!
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2and large and needed to stay wet so their skin wouldn't dry out. What a challenge finding rubber pants was in Brazil protecting them and providing stretch
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3Before I knew it he was trying to fight his way out - punching and kicking and biting! So, I turned to the guy next to me and said it has a mind of its own.