Finished Folds (81—100)
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5The only other thought would be north pole monkeys b/c they would be good at making cold things like ice cream. Wait do they have monkeys at the North Pole...hmmm,
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2thought Slim Shady was up for anything he was quite the man of 8 mile back in the day. Hmmm, what would make him rise up even further and then it came to me i'd kidnap Kim
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6slipped in her 3 ft stilettos causing her obnoxiously short skirt to fly up over her waist baring the chastity belt her creepy Dad made her wear which only caused Snoop Dog to
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2in the shins like the last time. Those pint size whores are more then one man can wrangle on his own. Wrestling them into the train car was getting harder and harder at the end
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3look away the problem was every other time it wasn't me in the mirror it was the image of bloody face that trip that I took was not wearing off and must of been bad. WTF, was I
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5Every time William H. Macy shows up at my door I get so sad. It is a catch-22 for me if buy something b/c I feel sorry for him he will come back, but I can't tell him why I can't
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2My spidey sense is telling me that someone is confused because if my engineering degree isn't failing me Deming was the star of the amazing documentary if Japan Can Why Can't We
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1FAVORITE the toddler screamed from her pack - n- play. The only thing worse then the whining for the big pink nipple was the stench from her pink furry diaper - jeez who would
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1he was eating...WAIT isn't this supposed to be G rated. Rudolph the Red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you might even say it GLOWS. OK, I feel better
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3what was I thinking...hmm, I could shift into a fly and sit in on the meeting. Or is that a violation of his privacy. i think not as shifters we just have those rights, right?
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3in an hour." What to do with the evidence for the next hour the only thing to do was to sit with my mouth closed and breath through my nose - thank god, Jackie could understand my
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2WHAT????? Reindeer breast milk is what Santa was really thinking which lead to him beginning to plot how he was immediately going to get back at the elves who thought this trick
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4The only problem is that when shipping them I'm able to fit about 20 at a time how am I going to be able to smuggle 20 into my size 28s? This sounds like a challenge that
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4his teeny tiny little fingers had gotten. There are days where it still amazes me at how miniature he could be, but then on other days as he inhales a plat of buffalo wings he is
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1and this time it wasn't going to be an easter egg again, but wait was I dealing with a rabbit or a labbit I never really could tell unless I was creeping from behind. I guess I
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2there was a HUGE explosion of garlic and peanut butter and chocolate. What the hell were they thinking as the two collided. He began to wonder what is that man made of?
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4oh, I meant were not a result of the amazing stew. After spending a year at the Cordon Bleu Darth was sure that he would be able to impress Luke and leia with his amazing skills.
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1dark red blood. No one would have ever guessed that he had drained the paint and injected blood, but for him it was no longer a game this was real & he had an important mission.
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2he had it completely wrong he didn't need toothpicks he needed popsicle sticks and the arms were way too long to create an exact replica of the smurf of his dreams, but
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2out where Bob Dole was because in his tiny little mind he was the only man in the world who would know exactly where to get Viagra. Wait...was it Bill Clinton in that commercial