Finished Folds (161—180)
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3Line by line, old enemies were becoming friends. Elder Joseph even forgave the kid who pilfered his favorite pair of sequin pants last 4th of July. But there were some who
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7"My pants stopped global warming, and I can prove it," Timmy Toms said. Mr. Paulsen grimaced. "Timmy, this is supposed to be your science project, not another senior prank that
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2When I told my grandpa that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is actually a song about date rape, he flipped his lid and told me I needed to stop ca-noodling with my tree-hugging friends.
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3Brigade on the pedestal for best Mexican Tomali of 2011. It was a tense race, but Jose was an Olympic dive master and got into the vat first. The crowd went wild as he emerged with
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2The sky was like my soul leaving my body for eternity, and I began to wax poetically about philosophical matters. As the car broke through the guard rail, I began to wonder whether
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0would likely mean a ratings drop for the network, but for a JR Style ending, it would be worth it. Ratings drop was an understatement--the station was besieged by angry fans with
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3the blood of angry men. Stan had another question: "Do you bleed, Sir?" Lasers erupted from the Most Interesting Man in the World's eyes, disintegrating Stan and leaving a
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3I woke up on the top of the Empire State Building, but the sun was moving to the east and everything was going backwards. Was I still dreaming? I decided to jump, the wind rushing
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7Folding Fairy had discovered a vein of precious Enamel, a rare find in the Cavity and worth millions of dimes and nickels. She thought she was traveling alone until she was
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3convention was most felt when McIntire presented his latest culinary invention--the Garrot Carrote. Needless to say, the convocation of emissaries devolved into a mass donnybrook.
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3destabilizing the global economy so that I can take over. Nature abhors a vacuum, as they say. Oh, but I... I love vacuums. I fit quite comfortably into them. My dreams were the
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5when the city toppled around him, and his people cried in anguish. Again, the screen blinked, and Mark saw another message, this one more foreboding: "If you care for her, you
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6I began to realize that FoldingStory was not just a simple internet story game. It was a social experiment engineered by gods who had nothing better to do with their eternities.
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2point? How can we distinguish the difference between reality and the imaginary anyway? What if the truth is really just a fabrication? "Dude, eat your tots," my friend Joseph told
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0The woman modeled black socks, but her husband chided her for it. In those days, it was morally unacceptable to wear foot apparel. Her passion for modeling would be challenged when
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5to the meaning of the universe. But Jimmy Wyatt the Shaver didn't want anyone to know. He knocked on the door one day with a razor in his right hand and shaving cream in his left.
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3"You'll shoot your eye out, kid," my father said. Obama's Peacekeeping Soldiers appeared from nowhere, snatched the rifle, and left. All was well because the Government said so.
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1Clifford the Big Red Dog emerged from the threadbare tote bag and killed me with a succulent chomp. He then confronted Godzilla deep within New York City and emerged victorious.
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4when I heard the news that Bill Clinton abandoned Monica Lewinsky to join Nancy in her escapades. President Obama laughed and just blamed Bush for the whole affair, except that
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4He emerged from the mud pond and found himself in a land of unicorns and yellow fairies. They were singing something about John Lennon, imagination, and fun times with communism.