Finished Folds (21—40)
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3The effect was stronger than he thought. The tree was so large now that it was tearing up the house by its foundations. He looked in awe. His pee had brought about a miracle.
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4God had gotten bored with mankind, except for George Clooney and his beautiful face. He spared him from becoming a toilet with the rest of his kind. What now would he create?
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5Goober, named after his father Looper who grew tubers for a living. One day he was in a drunken stupor and punched old Hoobler in the gobbler. Hoobler groobled Looper and
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5be "trendy," he should wear John's fabulous line of invisible clothing. John's nephew, overwhelmed by his uncle's kindness, wore a dashing suit to an important business meeting.
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3counted upward, yet somehow it never got to 147. She began to see that now, nothing separated her from the others. They had merged into a single mass, together lost in the numbers.
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1I couldn't take it anymore. There were hundreds of them now, crawling up and down my arms like little pinpricks. I fell out of the pose. Master Fu's eyes lit up in fury.
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2a fight for a marriage. He couldn't let his brother tell his wife about the fetish-- no, he was far too good a husband to want to hurt her like that. He decided to confront
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1hives most of the time, but the ladies don't mind hives on a great smelling man." She crinkled her nose and backed away. "You won't like the way pepper spray smells," she warned.
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6I got a call from some shady government agency yesterday, offering me the chance to get involved in some experimental genetic procedures they were testing. I didn't realize that
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4ground. When he realized I didn't have it, he dropped me and began howling into the moonlight: "I will never love again!" Moments later, he disappeared over the hill.
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4tunes with flowery lyrics that I wrote to stem the tide of hatred against our close cousins, the wasps. Sure they used their stingers a bit too liberally, but that didn't mean
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4the cemetery where his grandmother had been buried. He walked to her grave and, digging a little hole next to it, deposited his wife's knuckles, bidding her farewell forever.
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4"Forgive me!" cried Manual. Trump smoothed back his toupee. "No trouble, Manual. I love the Mexican people. I employ lots of Mexicans. And I've got no blood on my hands."
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5trouble is, that sounds like the start of a really bad joke, and I don't want to be in the punchline, especially wherever Freud and Hitler are concerned."
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4a better monarch than he, even as an infant. I quietly arranged to meet with the kingdom's best assassin, Garruk, with the intention of paying him to kill the prince.
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5with several pairs of garishly sequined slippers, each adorned by a row of strobing Christmas lights. They bought the shoes on the spot, but I feared Zsa Zsa would kill them for
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3a sudden and inexplicable skill with the use of firearms. Janus pointed a glock at Orindilla and said, "Love me, thou Odonimous, or I deposit a round in the skull of thy lover!"
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7There come days when, despite all the efforts of a frustrated mind, no words come, but only a low string of murmurs and whisperings, dying feebly on the tongue.
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3handle my desire to travel the world. "Your delusions of grandeur are turning into actual delusions," Dogen said. "Hey, I mean, same shape and color--you could easily be mistaken
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4efore leveling his palace in rage. "What wicked thoughts drive men to such cruelty?" the Kraken cried. "First the leprechauns, and now Nessie? Nothing shall restrain my wrath."