Finished Folds (141—160)
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6clone him again until they have an army of noodle-suckers. Then they will send the army to eat every noodle in the world and precipitate global starvation. Then when that's done
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5Suddenly, the 100-foot Frosty appeared, crushing three of the troops in an instant. The men drenched him in flames, but Frosty was determined to protect his eggs. Dr. Jackson ran
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3they had my affair recorded on that CD. If they found it, my hot marriage to Betty Blue would go up in flames. I interrogated the Professor. "You know where it is, don't you?"
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0After awhile, the postman gave up and turned back to his truck. But a homicidal flamingo-riding gnome was blocking him. "Remember me? I've come to ruin Christmas and your career."
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2General Humpledong ordered the jets to back away from Snowzilla. "New York is gone. We have to fight him another way. We need... a hero." As if in reply, Freddy the Flame exploded
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4receiving maintenance at the time, so he floored the pedal. The minivan screamed through the toll booth. He thought he would make it to bingo in time when he heard sirens getting
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1Am I drunk?" Jeff sighed. "Is that even a question with you?" He took me by the arm. "Let's get you back to your apartment." Then a color-changing cab pulled up and I saw Elmo
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3Two centuries later, a man stumbles upon a carving in the ground. He sees the image--a 14-headed cat, each head devouring a human whole. "Dear God, what happened here," he breathes
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3he didn't vote for Obama. He swore. Now his political affiliations had sent him toppling over the Empire State Building to his untimely death. But then he heard a voice in his
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3a paradise resort in the Bahamas? I just love that woman." I smiled at Howard. "I can do all that and more. Just sign here." But Howard would soon learn to always read fine print.
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1There was no point in trying. Adopting a puppy at PetSmart was a more violent affair than I realized. I gave up and brought home a goldfish instead. Oh, and my blood-filled sock.
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5Easy Street in Enchilada, Texas. Benita's first date with his thick, chunky woman was going great. Just as he was asking her to marry him, her ex-boyfriend Carlos stormed in.
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4As the picket line advanced, the Pears slowly started to go home. Marta Appletits' plan seemed to be working until a brave Pear tackled her into a semi. Bleeding on the road, Marta
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5Go Up." Immediately, the space elevator carried us off into the atmosphere. Everything seemed to be going great until the alarm went off: "Warning: Ejection Imminent." I rushed to
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3I once had a dream that someone wrote an existentially, philosophically substantial work of literature on FoldingStory, but it quickly became a nightmare when I realized that
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5all it's cracked up to be." I grabbed my miniature poodle and waited for the shuttle to take us to Eden. The airport was so clean and ordered, but it felt dead--like a prison. When
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3One of the strippers was my ex-girlfriend Jenny. I swore under my breath to Billy and asked if we could go back into the theater, but it was too late. She was already moving
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3something about how her professors promised she could get a real job with a degree in English and Literature. He leaned in close and whispered, "Do you want to get out of here and
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2I had no way of knowing that my strange fascination with the girl next door would ultimately leave me with a single-room apartment and $500 in alimony fees. The worst part was that
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1"Domino's Pizza, how can we take your order?" "Damn it!" he screamed, slamming the phone down. She had given him a fake number and skipped town with his only toupee.