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-wing. He was too busy dipping his french fries in his icecream. "It's sweet.. AND salty!" Marty cried out. Doc Brown continued to think of a way to go back to the future. The secr -
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'Where am I?What's that noise?where is that light coming from?' The unknown penetrated his mind sending pins and needles up his spine. He veered down the dimly lit cave, listening
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We're in this as a team. And as a team, this is bigger than all of us. I think we can all agree to that. So fold wisely. Fold bravely. Be the fold.
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Rollins & jumped on his quidditch broom &flew away in a way only Henry Rollins could. The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. The acid eventually wore off, but the police report
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And not to mention my IBS. But I digress- after I ate my 5th wife and decided to play the field, I thought taking the kids on a family vacation would cheer them up. So we went to
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looked back. To this day, the echo of their paw steps can be heard from miles around. And that, kiddos, is how uncle Charlie came up with the million $ idea for Kitten Mittens.
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, am not much of a butt-dog, and I get a long great with the mailman. His name is Ted, and every Sunday we watch HBO shows and eat tacos," the dog added. And with that, the dog
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oogle all the octopi and orangutangs from Ontario, from overtop the rooftop whilst eating olives and oranges! If only
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Richard Simmons ripped off his tear-away pants and started doing leg kicks to Queen's Fat Bottom Girls. "I'm Richard Effing Simmons, now let's get it on!"He yelled enthusiastically
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were late for bowling night. Everyone knows that by 8pm it's a race to get a spot in the parking lot. Last week Telly got in a fist fight with a senior who stomped her chrysanthemu
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against the counter as he tripped over his own feet. The assassin lay unconscious on the floor, while his target smirked and walked out the door leaving the smoky room behind him.
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& my pantaloons felt grossly warm and wet. By the time I came back to reality, my painting I had been working on turned out 2 be a creepy, hysterical clown. It was mocking me, so I
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magicka up a cpl lvls"& thats just what he did. He came back when he was powerful enough 2cast the Avada kerdava curse. Due to mispronounciation,his foe ended up a talking daffodil
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His bite was mighty and he kept his ship a-tidy. Dan Betward- lobster Fisherman extraordinaire, well, there was undoubtedly no doubting the man's flair to snare a good crustacean.
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and turned in his over sized jester hat. But he worked hard on attaining his joke-telling and game skills, what would he do now? "Lobster fisherman," he thought. "Perfect".
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"KHAAAAAAAAN!" Chief Security Officer Linus and Captain Brown raced off the bridge. "Set phasers to kill," he yelled.
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Santa wasn't always a criminal though. Forcing yourself to be jolly 24/7 and eating all those cookies really messed with his glucagon. 'I'm not going down without a fight!' he thou
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that couldn't help but leave one pondering how an earthworm was left handed. Or maybe he wasn't winking at all, mayhaps he was blinking. Eyepatches always throw me off.
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He sat slouched in the sofa with 1/2 a dozen cigarette butts ashed out on the coffee table not quite making it to the ashtray. An open bottle of bourbon with the cap lost in the
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Within the depths of the ocean on the sea board floor is where it sat. Guarded by skeletons once riddled with scabies and Black Plague, it is said to be the