Finished Folds (201—220)
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3drop their proverbial drawers and expose their disease to the Bishop of Dirty Secrets, the Vicar of Indecent Ambiguities, the Supreme Pontiff of Unscrupulous Gloominess, Al Pacino.
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1He considered climbing up to the 3rd floor window, which he knew was unlocked, but, after a second, elected to head down to Sonny’s bar instead. The bartender saw him and said, “
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3; regrettably, Padma was run down by a rickshaw and fell into a coma. Kaliki traded the bean fiber aprons for a Jeep and an I-Phone and got a strip-teasing job at the Mens Club.
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6Denise realized that this was her chance to score a Coast Guard Swimmer; she crammed herself into an extremely skimpy dental floss bikini and fainted at the top of the lighthouse.
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2The Baccarat players cheered and clinked their martini glasses together in unity; all, except Barry Manilow, whose face was frozen by collagen peptides. “What is Zombie Baccarat?”
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3. Then it dawned on her: maybe she’s not afraid of the dark; maybe she loves the dark. Maybe she’s not missing; maybe, thought Veronica, it’s daylight and my sister isn’t missing.
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4hell a 68-year-old Hairdresser high school dropout named Bambi, wanted from a 20-year-old Zambian Zombie Hunter named Chindi Panjabi; would they marry in 90 days or will love fade?
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1the French and Indian War. General Beauregard Pitt revealed the practice of French soldiers screaming out the word “SPLAT” to confuse Indians into believing they had been shot.
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4Rap Artists sampled Oriental Polka Music and couples tried dancing to it. The judges scored them a perfect 10 for effort. In truth, the judges liked that she danced minus underwear
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5“What kind?” the police probed. “Everything,” She answered. “A small everything.” The police confirmed. “No,” She screamed, “Extra-large, with extra cheese and extra pineapple!”
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2check out my booty?” While Maddie bared dozens of hundred-dollar bills, the Uber driver giggled, and revealed, “I’m blind, Lady. This is a Tesla. Can’t see your booty or your boobs
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3But then he was purposely hit by a dish of pasta Fazool thrown by his fourth wife, a woman of 88. When Barry awoke, he assumed he was a 12-year-old Guatemalan girl named Isabella.
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4what if I’m not good enough for her? What if a guy who can make balloon characters with his peni.” “A 24K diamond ring for your thoughts,” declared Amy Lee, snapping him awake.
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2skydiving over Nikolski, Alaska’s Cleveland Volcano, wearing their Cleveland Browns jerseys, & breaking the curse by dropping a football signed by Johnny Manziel into exploding ash
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3lied, as he handed Lysol, Ivory Soap, and Dobie Pads to Ensign Parker, and Pfc Gomer Pyle. “Men,” Sgt. Poppy declared, “If Jack Nicholson wants the puke scrubbed out of his Tesla,
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5Die Lederhosen—” God thundered in a gentle feminine voice, “ENOUGH WITH THE Deutsche, and who puts an ice cream cone in the pocket of their leather shorts? Did I make you stupid?”
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8I am not Eve Arden. I'm Kaye , her co-star in the Mothers-in-law television series back in the 1960s. She is the one who said: If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter
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3was about, and, upon seeing blood stains on Lucy’s exposed panties, shrieked, “Blood!” Simultaneously, Pig Pen arrived upon the scene and observed, “She’s menstruating, Marcie.”
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4the complete opuses of Ormond of Baneberry on Kindle sunglasses. Imagine lying on the Grand Cayman Seven Mile Beach, burning to a crisp to OoB’s The Itch Leopard of Sorrow Harbor.
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1great big rush to the nutsack.” Stefan pierced his lips and wrinkled his brow, “One must control one’s urges, if not I might be coerced into snapping your neck like a pretzel.”