Finished Folds (201—220)
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4hell a 68-year-old Hairdresser high school dropout named Bambi, wanted from a 20-year-old Zambian Zombie Hunter named Chindi Panjabi; would they marry in 90 days or will love fade?
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4Rap Artists sampled Oriental Polka Music and couples tried dancing to it. The judges scored them a perfect 10 for effort. In truth, the judges liked that she danced minus underwear
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5“What kind?” the police probed. “Everything,” She answered. “A small everything.” The police confirmed. “No,” She screamed, “Extra-large, with extra cheese and extra pineapple!”
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2check out my booty?” While Maddie bared dozens of hundred-dollar bills, the Uber driver giggled, and revealed, “I’m blind, Lady. This is a Tesla. Can’t see your booty or your boobs
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3But then he was purposely hit by a dish of pasta Fazool thrown by his fourth wife, a woman of 88. When Barry awoke, he assumed he was a 12-year-old Guatemalan girl named Isabella.
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4what if I’m not good enough for her? What if a guy who can make balloon characters with his peni.” “A 24K diamond ring for your thoughts,” declared Amy Lee, snapping him awake.
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2skydiving over Nikolski, Alaska’s Cleveland Volcano, wearing their Cleveland Browns jerseys, & breaking the curse by dropping a football signed by Johnny Manziel into exploding ash
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3lied, as he handed Lysol, Ivory Soap, and Dobie Pads to Ensign Parker, and Pfc Gomer Pyle. “Men,” Sgt. Poppy declared, “If Jack Nicholson wants the puke scrubbed out of his Tesla,
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5Die Lederhosen—” God thundered in a gentle feminine voice, “ENOUGH WITH THE Deutsche, and who puts an ice cream cone in the pocket of their leather shorts? Did I make you stupid?”
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8I am not Eve Arden. I'm Kaye , her co-star in the Mothers-in-law television series back in the 1960s. She is the one who said: If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter
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3was about, and, upon seeing blood stains on Lucy’s exposed panties, shrieked, “Blood!” Simultaneously, Pig Pen arrived upon the scene and observed, “She’s menstruating, Marcie.”
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4the complete opuses of Ormond of Baneberry on Kindle sunglasses. Imagine lying on the Grand Cayman Seven Mile Beach, burning to a crisp to OoB’s The Itch Leopard of Sorrow Harbor.
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1great big rush to the nutsack.” Stefan pierced his lips and wrinkled his brow, “One must control one’s urges, if not I might be coerced into snapping your neck like a pretzel.”
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2Dear Amazon: I am returning your dictation software. Please refund my money. I am returning it because everything I say is transcribed into Arabic. I asked for an Urdu transcriber
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6him and the other transvestites in the lineup. “The hills are alive with the--,” Detective Manatee cut him to the quick. “Okay, Mr. Lonely Goatherd, move to the end of the line!”
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3There ain’t no cause to announce your bowel misadventures loud enough for the Dorsey twins to hear. You ain’t never getting laid if you keep dropping a deuce in your drawers, Son.
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5of Abilene to find cows famous enough to recall. They say the Abilene cows were faster than a black-tailed jackrabbit; of course, they were drunker than a skunk when they said it.
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3inadequate, at best. Charon would do anything for the pee-stained cotton-candy-haired clown with his porcelain-faced Slovenian hooker; their best quid pro quo was a MAGA hat?
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2tamales and Vaseline!” But Ircoosha, also nude, didn’t move. “Mom!” I hollered, “Ircoosha and I are Freedomites. We protest in the nude.” Mom, in her loving way, smiled and fainted
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2am…a cockroach. “Kafka,” I sighed. It was clear to me now: The Metamorphose part zwei. I would continue to eat until, ultimately, I turned into larva Mothra moth, ready to grow.