Finished Folds (21—40)
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2already did. The sun had gone down finally behind the crypt; a frosty mist swirled between the gravestones. I pulled my London Fog golf jacket collar up over my mouth and sighed.
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4live the high life, on the cheap. Without asylum, Red’s bad diet & bad temper got the better of him. I heard tell his ashes were spread across Salisbury Mill, where he grew up.
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4y Lee & 6 Hookers named Crystal in the back of a see-through stretch limousine, until the Ghost of Thanksgiving Past, overstuffed with eggnog & chestnuts, let loose a reverberating
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1I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother
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1THE GRAND CANYON was formed by a six-mile-wide Asteroid strike some sixty-some million years ago, or if isn't anything more than some-sort-of conspiracy conjured up by a group of
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2her cud up through her snout & blew the undigested forage onto his startled face, “Keep your mitts off our teats!” Then, for good measure, before heading back to pasture, the cow
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2britches brought him to study witchcraft, where he met his heir, my evil stepmother, Adalwolfa Ubel, a woman whose bosom contained the blood of pigs, upon which my father feasted.
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3to freedom was a yawning portal out of the subterranean mysteries of my soul. I leapt out obscurity to the front of an Off-Broadway theater. On the marquee: Tomb Mouth, starring
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2oxygen inside their fish-mixed-with-barf smelling tour bus. Though the critics called it “EAR DUNG,” the fans loved “Hell Oh Kittie, and made it a Gold debut album. Kittie McClure
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1told the bartender he was buying beers; then I shouted out, “Beers for everybody!” He smiled, realizing I didn’t need my tears dried, and shouted, “It’s good that you’re all gay”.
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4check & laughed at the sum of thirteen cents. Chagrinned, Gilbert pulled down his pants, rolled up the check, and shoved it where the sun don’t shine. “Come and get it, Suckers!”
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3Tai had her bits sewn together with mint-flavored dental floss and joined a convent; Greg became a eunuch and the convent’s head chef, specializing in dishes with oysters, figs,
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4especially the white kitchen curtains where his father displayed the 8mm film of himself and Betsy, a ticket-taker at the skating rink, conceiving him. He had a film for each kid,
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3Purple gloves and salve are not weird, my Peach, unless worn by a Nun in a red crotchless thong... Before he could finish, she fell into a coma. His pustules soon crusted over.
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5exposing that he was Dana Carvey, playing Pistachio Disguisey, playing Mitch McConnell, the sea turtle. The event was a farce; disgusted guests gulped down their drinks & left.
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1so Mrs. Gunzo The Clown told Gunzo The Clown that she had cheated on him with Bozo The Clown. Despondent, Gunzo sat in the electric chair, & turned it on, which turned on 98.6 FM..
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3shopping, or the movies, or an afternoon rendezvous with the cabana boy for drinks and tiddlywinks. But if the stake slips and the leash snaps, and your kid flies off the cliff
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4into a fine mesh strainer held above a juice glass by the scantily clad Ms. Scarlet. Det. Manatee, peering lasciviously at Ms. Scarlet’s red undies, noticed pen and paper stuffed
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5a public sigh of relief in the upper echelons of the private sector, the penthouse kingpins who funded the entire plan were aware of the weak pitch and prepared to make a counter
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3Timothy, mid-coitus, did the only thing a fictional character could do: He swore his love to and planted his seed inside Sweet Polly Pure Bred, and poor Rudolph succumbed to guilt.