Finished Folds (781—791)
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4"His friends call him Irish Pete, but his real name is Kathleen Schwartzman...oh, and he wears a bra, panties, and combat boots in the shower." That same soldier laughed and fart
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3"I met her at the candy store...she turned around and smiled at me...you get the picture?"
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3her Shirley Temple and a handful of tater tots. I hated Clyde. I wanted to take his face and smash it into
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3Tiddlywinks because both of his thumbs had been blown off when he attempted to light a bangsite cannon inside the rear of a speeding
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1That'd made Mandy's fat buttocks wiggle like a sperm army on an egg hunt...made her breasts bounce like a trampolinist on crack. But that was only the beginning of her trouble...
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2Ratman glared at the Stoat Queens hairy chest, grinning, and slurping on his two slimy green teeth. "I successfully used my knight "mind" tricks on a hungry viper named Vic, " he
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1of my mum's dirty knickers, which he is conveniently sniffing, and, just as he lifts his leg, I
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6a sword-swallowing hermaphrodite in the Great London Circus Company. But, alas, Uncle Willie--as he was affectionately known--was cremated along with a box of his
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5Find out if anyone has ever made a Martini with vodka and prune juice. 8) Purchase a sweater made from Aardvark fur. 9)
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3why they both had port wine stains of barnyard animals on their faces, and they both had the same last name. Sharon was older than Tara. Tara was taller, despite having lost
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4your ears, which, parenthetically, could be an indication of brain trauma...but, then again, it probably means nothing whatsoever." 'Yeah," Tommy laughed, "Brain trauma isn't my