Finished Folds (381—400)
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7She didn't take mine. I was devastated. I offered her two bites from my Klondike bar, but she just sat there. . .wooden. . .as cold as day old pizza. I decided, then and there,
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10But even with tattoos galore/And perfume that reeks of dirty whore/My Mother loves me each day, more/With breasts complete down to the floor/
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3closed window, busting his pride and turning him into an orange turnip. We called him Mister Dumpf and took control of his billion-dollar empire. We bought books for the library!
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4transgendered kind of day in Green Bay, double U eye. And now I'm just another ordinary regular guy. I'm just a regular guy. I kissed my boobies goodbye. I'm just a regular guy. .
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3all the seeing-impaired elderly at the TDRH--Twelve Dreams Retirement Home. It was a Spirited crowd. . .Mr. Skin would have been proud.
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4my ability to remember what I was looking for. Soon after that, I forgot that I ever had anything to lose, which left me feeling a little reticent about talking about it. . .so I
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5he tried desperately to think who he should call--who he could trust to not turn him in to Animal Control, or not fill his leopard brain with a titanium bullet. He killed a woman
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5These questions, and more, will be answered in 331 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 57 seconds, when "Winos with Bums" starts its 17th and final season. See ya then. Adios mothers!
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2wondered aloud. "You're damn right I am!" Monty Hall shouted from across the bar. "I'm older than you! Better looking than you! I get laid more often than you!" Bob Barker laughed
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8I have a friend. . .well--at least he thinks he's my friend. . .who is always there, even when I wish he'd be somewhere else. It's hard to miss someone who is always there.
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5the one area that is more important than a pair of legs...the butt...bum...buttocks...hiney...whatever it is you want to call it. The heart-shaped two rounded prominence bouncing
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4Every cupboard in his kitchen...and there were many of them; maybe too many to count...every single cupboard was filled with unlabeled jars of peanut butter stacked 3 high & 4 deep
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8was in no mood for any human contact, so it swam to the deepest end of the tank, lay there passively and stared skyward. When Mildred kicked her legs, the shark panicked and
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7"Ewwww, Ba...ba...bugsy...ya...ya..you gave me an exploding rec...rec...rectal tha...tha..." Bugs cut Porky off, "Stop you're galdang sta...sta...ahhhhh, now ya got me doing it!"
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13"Did you remember to buy toilet paper?" Yes. Questions are statements and statements are questions. 1. I hate you! (Do you have front row tickets to the Bieber concert?). Your turn
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7Until one fateful autumn night when carrot stick was pounding some beef and accidentally slipped and poked the mashed potatoes. Instantly, carrot felt a fervent vegetable spasm.
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5Betty, Wilma, & Barney may have been the earliest example of cartoon cuckoldry, but they pale in comparison to the Rugrats. Stu and Drew Pickles shared Stu's wife Didi regularly.
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4the postman's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ms.Dracona stopped for a moment and looked at her lobotomized creator and cackled hysterically, her lizard tongue
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5"What about me, Russet?" cried Cheddar, sliding down the microplane. "You're out of your league!" shouted the Yellow American, slowly melting hot to a boiling bubble and dribbling
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6Mellow Yellow when you can have lime green Jello?” “My Dear Fellow,” cried the singer with the cello, “Some bellow and say hello, but I just sigh, don’t ask me why, don’t even try