Finished Folds (401—420)
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6Brazilian Waxing For Amateurs...and it hit so hard that it knocked her to the floor and deflated her 56ZZZ breasts killing Det. Manatee, and, therefore, leaving the case unsolved..
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18but the shag carpet piles look thirty feet tall. I started to run and ran smack dab into a red pistachio nutshell and was knocked unconscious. When I awoke, I was staring up at
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7McKeester, the United Kingdom's foremost expert on the Puerto Rican lesbian/avian honeymoon ritual of the European Cluck Cluck, After careful study, Rebbie McKeester told Woab to
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6Flambé…a Suzette, a Diane, a Christmas pudding, which enraged George, who called Astro to sic him. It all ended in a terrible lawsuit and Astro was found guilty and put down.
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4Inside the cave was a pot of bullion. The spoon spooned bullion into the enchanted dish, and the leprechaun took a selfie of himself holding the bullion and posted it on Facebook.
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9And they compared it to their present goal list: "I woke up without someone tossing cold water on me." "I passed out without being drunk." "I spent a week with 500 naked women and
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2Fake news version: When nobody eludes madness and everyone fails to denounce infidelity, the dye of tactless exploitation is cast. The sale of condoms and licorice rose steeply.
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6“Ewww,” the hobbit cried, “You’ve snorted all over my shawl!” He tossed it aside, “Two hundred years!” he yelped, “I’d better get ready…don’t want to miss the intranet invention!
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11she got out her big wheel, her rolling drum, her yella hat with the 3 little feathers in it. She stared blankly at me and shouted, "Salagadoola mechickaboola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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10and they even threw Tampons at it and her, too! "Pipe down!" Insecurity Woman shouted forcefully, "I never said anything about being great! I'm just your everyday, run-of-the-mil
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9Uuuunnnnn…yeahhhhhhh…all youse Peruvian hoes be like…uuunnnn…I wish I had an Oscar Mayer foot-long…yeahhhhh…all beef foie gras…uuuunnnn…like she begun the morning glory...yeahhhhh…
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6and permitting that seeping septic ooze to dribble down my buttocks towards the opening where he had deposited his spore. I wonder if he’ll still say he loves me after he sees that
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3to conduct their courting ritual (which consisted of Custer putting on a Punch-and-Judy-esque puppet show while Springy clipped his toenails)...they were soulmates for life!
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6Then the "Skippy" or was it "Peter Pan" peanut butter opened its jar and yelped, "Why do we have to be in the middle of this threesome? Will someone, Please! explain it to me!
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3Wall-eye, floater, cata “has a nice” ract…hurtful names…lazy eye, fish eye…none stuck. I could go on and on. Finally, I conceded and made Aphakia Blepharitis my legal name.
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4The chief appeared to be a bit pissed, "Manatee...how many times have a told you to not enter my tepee without an invitation? Didn't you read the sign?" "The racist one outside?"
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6t Wanda...nobody smells like Aunt Wanda...sour milk, sour tangerine, lard, and, well...just plan old B.O. "Say, listen, if your fetching drinks," someone said. "I'll have cognac!"
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9I’ll see you in the garden of Eden. The bearded, red-jean-wearing hipster, responded to the 50mph wind, “What does In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida mean?” A butterfly with an Fe tattoo appeared.
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17the Mulled Wine decline: almonds and raisin prices were sky-high all over, but especially at the Western Oceans Beach Front, but the Land Sharks didn’t care: they hated glogg.
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6Mother Goose. Soon, Cross-eyed Mary arrived on the Locomotive Breath, and we all were there to greet her. My God, I was Wond’ring Aloud, why is it Up to Me to help poor Aqualung?