Finished Folds (401—420)
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8I have a friend. . .well--at least he thinks he's my friend. . .who is always there, even when I wish he'd be somewhere else. It's hard to miss someone who is always there.
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5the one area that is more important than a pair of legs...the butt...bum...buttocks...hiney...whatever it is you want to call it. The heart-shaped two rounded prominence bouncing
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4Every cupboard in his kitchen...and there were many of them; maybe too many to count...every single cupboard was filled with unlabeled jars of peanut butter stacked 3 high & 4 deep
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8was in no mood for any human contact, so it swam to the deepest end of the tank, lay there passively and stared skyward. When Mildred kicked her legs, the shark panicked and
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7"Ewwww, Ba...ba...bugsy...ya...ya..you gave me an exploding rec...rec...rectal tha...tha..." Bugs cut Porky off, "Stop you're galdang sta...sta...ahhhhh, now ya got me doing it!"
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13"Did you remember to buy toilet paper?" Yes. Questions are statements and statements are questions. 1. I hate you! (Do you have front row tickets to the Bieber concert?). Your turn
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7Until one fateful autumn night when carrot stick was pounding some beef and accidentally slipped and poked the mashed potatoes. Instantly, carrot felt a fervent vegetable spasm.
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5Betty, Wilma, & Barney may have been the earliest example of cartoon cuckoldry, but they pale in comparison to the Rugrats. Stu and Drew Pickles shared Stu's wife Didi regularly.
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4the postman's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ms.Dracona stopped for a moment and looked at her lobotomized creator and cackled hysterically, her lizard tongue
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5"What about me, Russet?" cried Cheddar, sliding down the microplane. "You're out of your league!" shouted the Yellow American, slowly melting hot to a boiling bubble and dribbling
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6Mellow Yellow when you can have lime green Jello?” “My Dear Fellow,” cried the singer with the cello, “Some bellow and say hello, but I just sigh, don’t ask me why, don’t even try
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6Brazilian Waxing For Amateurs...and it hit so hard that it knocked her to the floor and deflated her 56ZZZ breasts killing Det. Manatee, and, therefore, leaving the case unsolved..
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18but the shag carpet piles look thirty feet tall. I started to run and ran smack dab into a red pistachio nutshell and was knocked unconscious. When I awoke, I was staring up at
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7McKeester, the United Kingdom's foremost expert on the Puerto Rican lesbian/avian honeymoon ritual of the European Cluck Cluck, After careful study, Rebbie McKeester told Woab to
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6Flambé…a Suzette, a Diane, a Christmas pudding, which enraged George, who called Astro to sic him. It all ended in a terrible lawsuit and Astro was found guilty and put down.
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4Inside the cave was a pot of bullion. The spoon spooned bullion into the enchanted dish, and the leprechaun took a selfie of himself holding the bullion and posted it on Facebook.
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9And they compared it to their present goal list: "I woke up without someone tossing cold water on me." "I passed out without being drunk." "I spent a week with 500 naked women and
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2Fake news version: When nobody eludes madness and everyone fails to denounce infidelity, the dye of tactless exploitation is cast. The sale of condoms and licorice rose steeply.
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6“Ewww,” the hobbit cried, “You’ve snorted all over my shawl!” He tossed it aside, “Two hundred years!” he yelped, “I’d better get ready…don’t want to miss the intranet invention!
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11she got out her big wheel, her rolling drum, her yella hat with the 3 little feathers in it. She stared blankly at me and shouted, "Salagadoola mechickaboola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!