Finished Folds (101—120)
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3and then she strolled away slowly stripping away her fashion as she vanished into the dark end of the passageway, my jaw plainly touching the ankle weights at the tops of my feet.
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3a size that no-one would turn a blind eye to; on the contrary, most, if not all, would seize such a swollen asset and swing it freely among the peasants…and the peasants would envy
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2Taco Bell/ Wienerschnitzel Parlors, which caused quite a stir throughout Roma. Even seasoned litigators, like Gibrow & Shuk, were unable to defend such debauchery from the masses.
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2rocket scientists couldn’t hear a thing, and merely shrugged and waved at Papet up in the bell tower window. Papet waved back, lost his footing, and fell out the window, landing on
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3I gave her all the time in the world to reply; she took it. My feelings waned after 4 years, but I became skilled at Canasta, and made millions betting on a Mississippi riverboat.
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5night. It was a ritual of mine, one I had obtained in my youth, when I watched National Geographic movies, topless, and dreamed about introducing Oscar Meyer to the Ubangi Warrior.
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3barbed-wire pantyhose. Impractically, barbed-wire pantyhose insured the improbability of a camel’s toe bursting through the wet under-toga panties and causing inflation elation.
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2down his Jockeys to reveal his JZ69 Pocket Rocket/combination fishing rod, ring-toss hoop, & riot baton, exclaiming, “Everything I own came from this municipal landfill. As Mayor,
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3your head clean off, in living color. I guess folks thought we were joking. The Judge asked why we decided to put TNT in paint, and we said, “ cause nobody else ever had and we
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5palm tickles and wrist slaps; the entire event is a bit monotonous and exasperating, but, in the end, Thing gets the point and Uncle Fester feels a sense of triumph. Lurch groaned
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1I’ve got the worst case of crotch rot. I’d better buy a shitload of adult diapers.” Then, as he ate an ice cream cone and dreamt of his life in the sideshow, Melvin laid an egg.
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3I sent my Page, Puck, to fetch Scizor the Leaping Leper in Arden and bring him here to trim the emperor’s beard. Abruptly, a scream that the King was dead caused Puck to pause…
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2“I’ll give you 40 bucks to let him drown!” “40 bucks? I said the guy owed me 20, and you ASSUMED I meant bucks. 20 Grand, or I save his ass.” And, of course, you know the rest...?
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2blood-spattered slaughter. I was briefly amused by a group of naked COEDs; Alex Jones replaced his Karen wig with a black Lady Godiva wig, blended into the crowd and disappeared.
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2He had no money & no place to live; his wife ran off with a garbage truck driver named Bernice (who found her way onto his Dental Insurance policy). Then, Bernice backed over him.
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1Peter donned his purple wig and purple glasses, headed to the purple factory to help make purple mattresses for the Purple family of which he was the youngest. Peter Plum Purple II
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3Alas, the Stark Guard misheard her to say daiquiris, and in less than an hour everyone, other than she and the dragon, was shit-faced; whereupon St. George managed to escape alive…
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3buxom redhead named Roxanne. Soon, males from all over the Universe™, came a courting on Roxanne. Unfortunately, for the next five thousand years, Roxanne either ate or dismembered
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3the touring bus when the other members of Blue Floyd wouldn’t let Joe Dirt on the bus, shouting, “Joe Dirt, you ain’t a member of the band; you’re a lousy kazoo player and your dog
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4We watched in disgust as the ice cream man softened (chocolate, vanilla, and nuts churning around his torso); Then he opened the freezer and climbed in to lay down with Good Humor.