Finished Folds (101—120)
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2with Sprinkles for Men edible hair spray & he immediately convulsed & sweated profusely while I smothered him in chocolate kisses and let him bob for my maraschino cherry. I won.
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3erwise joyfully stoned patrons were gagging & suffocating on their own cannananas vomit, which was not at all good for business. So, Jeremy moved away from banana-flavored hybrids
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3ber and Dr. Gomer reminisced about the days when everybody’s fridge-freezer came with a full water bottle and boxes of chocolate Turkish taffy and chocolate-covered bananas. Mrs.
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3069, done upon a Rubenesque woman actress dressed like Frannie the fat Irish cop, turned out to be an Exploder belly-to-belly Suplex, resulting in a statutory rape/paternity suit.
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3trouble is those lemons sure do sting the hell out of your gouged eye socket. Now, I surely do consider myself a tough guy but I ain’t no masochist. If you ask me, and I know you’r
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3cut off his head with a scythe. Luckily, Sherman and Mr. Peabody took the WAYBACK machine an hour or two back, and stopped Honey Bucket from killing the moose, or that was the plan
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3and then she strolled away slowly stripping away her fashion as she vanished into the dark end of the passageway, my jaw plainly touching the ankle weights at the tops of my feet.
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3a size that no-one would turn a blind eye to; on the contrary, most, if not all, would seize such a swollen asset and swing it freely among the peasants…and the peasants would envy
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2Taco Bell/ Wienerschnitzel Parlors, which caused quite a stir throughout Roma. Even seasoned litigators, like Gibrow & Shuk, were unable to defend such debauchery from the masses.
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2rocket scientists couldn’t hear a thing, and merely shrugged and waved at Papet up in the bell tower window. Papet waved back, lost his footing, and fell out the window, landing on
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3I gave her all the time in the world to reply; she took it. My feelings waned after 4 years, but I became skilled at Canasta, and made millions betting on a Mississippi riverboat.
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5night. It was a ritual of mine, one I had obtained in my youth, when I watched National Geographic movies, topless, and dreamed about introducing Oscar Meyer to the Ubangi Warrior.
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3barbed-wire pantyhose. Impractically, barbed-wire pantyhose insured the improbability of a camel’s toe bursting through the wet under-toga panties and causing inflation elation.
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2down his Jockeys to reveal his JZ69 Pocket Rocket/combination fishing rod, ring-toss hoop, & riot baton, exclaiming, “Everything I own came from this municipal landfill. As Mayor,
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3your head clean off, in living color. I guess folks thought we were joking. The Judge asked why we decided to put TNT in paint, and we said, “ cause nobody else ever had and we
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5palm tickles and wrist slaps; the entire event is a bit monotonous and exasperating, but, in the end, Thing gets the point and Uncle Fester feels a sense of triumph. Lurch groaned
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1I’ve got the worst case of crotch rot. I’d better buy a shitload of adult diapers.” Then, as he ate an ice cream cone and dreamt of his life in the sideshow, Melvin laid an egg.
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3I sent my Page, Puck, to fetch Scizor the Leaping Leper in Arden and bring him here to trim the emperor’s beard. Abruptly, a scream that the King was dead caused Puck to pause…
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2“I’ll give you 40 bucks to let him drown!” “40 bucks? I said the guy owed me 20, and you ASSUMED I meant bucks. 20 Grand, or I save his ass.” And, of course, you know the rest...?
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2blood-spattered slaughter. I was briefly amused by a group of naked COEDs; Alex Jones replaced his Karen wig with a black Lady Godiva wig, blended into the crowd and disappeared.