Finished Folds (121—140)
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3Reed; she taught me everything about idiosyncratic selfishness. I pity the fool who don’t love himself, she used to say. What’s happening here between Ms. Tee & me is strictly pro
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3inquired Mr. Manicotti. “Where’s the beef?” Pliny the Elder, downed a shot of Anisette, slammed the glass on the table, reached into his boot and yanked out a Slim Jim. “Attsa nice
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4by Medieval Lord, Donny-cuss Duncey-kiss Trumpy-ass. The entire population wanted normalcy, & was fatigued by their leader’s lunacy, & amenable to just about anything. Just about…
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3were senile: Sister Agatha, for example, wore no underwear, no socks, no shoes; she smelled of citrus fruit, and kept photographs of naked children under her Habit. I loved them.
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2above, a silvery swirling dangerous shadow that swelled faster than puff pastry; a now yellowish-gray egg pie oxidizing before my eyes, and then turning into olive-green snowflakes
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1returned to his origins, back to the mockingbirds, woodpeckers, spiders, and snakes, making sure to propagate the disease everywhere. He was sure life would soon be back to normal.
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4would have to wait 6 weeks for the swelling to subside before consummating the marriage; in the end, his severed member may have saved him since his bride ran off with the surgeon.
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2; his water nymph defiled by a fictional submarine. Truly, Neptune’s anger and rage will exhaust your fake existence. Nautilus was neither pleased nor troubled by Neptune’s wrath.
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1er I get a hankering for a good screwing; I resist the urge to rape (something I did relentlessly before I made my first billion) & go straight for my wallet. Waste not, want not.
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2, did you say dessert? Everything you’re wearing is edible, even that thong you’re packed into…strawberry watermelon. And those crotchless panties she’s wearing…cookies and cream.”
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3After the early desire subsided, and enough feathers had been ruffled, they broke off the affair. Ludwig von Drake retired to Canada. Daisy went on to act in Fowl Bros. Stag Films.
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3Prince Lout defiled the Royal Rolls Royce’s cashmere seats with human filth. Then he raged to the castle in time to hear the King say, “How do you like the car, Son? It’s yours!”
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6gave her my unsolicited opinion, to which she gave me a feigned nod of gratitude. In crustacean society, displaying self-importance is the quickest way to a pot of boiling water.
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2will a group of MAGA-hat-wearing zombies infected with covid-19 be teaching classes, and do I need my Kevlar vest, helmet, face mask, goggles, and backpack? Oh, & what’s for lunch?
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3dark-brown sugar folded into whipped cream, butter, and egg yolks. She obviously had an eye infection; she made an appointment with Dr. Albucon Alucard, who gave her a 17-syllable
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4Pegasus.” Kif busted out laughing, “What was the name of the guy in G-15? I thought he was your arch-nemesis.” Zapp, hotdog #3 in hand, answered, “Bendix. He never showered either.
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8I’ll think to myself, “Screw it. The Man says I’ll get a better job 3 years down the road; I’m going back to College. I’m dreaming. I’m on her bed; she comes out of the shower nude
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5leaving you, alone, as the Master of the Universe. When the smoke clears, and it’s safe to go outside, everyone will love you and fear you. It will be the end, and the beginning?
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5Of course, a free spirit by any other name is an oddball, isn’t it? You can make any Plain Jane come and go, but you can’t make her come and go as Girl George lest she grows a pair
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4Tea Party conservative. Besides tasting bland, her dad whined of stomach upset and diarrhea. To battle her insanity, Dr. Calamari ordered Vegan a liberal diet and emancipated her.