Finished Folds (21—40)
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2but on there way there, she got distracted by a scene happening outside the window. Flatulence forgotten, my mother went back to her favourite curtain-twitching pastime. I couldn't
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0investing in couples' therapy. Our first appointment didn't go so well. "So why do you feel you have to change for this guy?" the therapist asked, fixing Jane in his beady glare.
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3However, we had reckoned without the bear rights groups who were particularly vocal in their demands for a fair investigation into the deaths. The leader (who bore a resemblance to
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2and finally decided that I would prefer to die. My bearded beau was heart-broken, but she offered to help me choose my method of termination. As I was musing over the possibilities
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6It was delicious, but then pink elephants started racing around. Dmitri was simply lolling drunkenly in his chair. I seized hold of one of the elephants and left this mortal plain!
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3and you'd think the noise police would avoid loud sirens. Apparently they are outside the noise law in that respect. Anyway, the monstrosity that looked like King Kong's nephew was
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4But these three witches decided to give up their life of evil and go on a road trip to the west coast to try and find out what had happened to their missing sister. They packed up
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3mass is affected by volume. This could be huge! I set up a research project and gained funding from several heavy-metal labels. Unfortunately I later died from lead-poisoning.
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0when they invested in those mortgage-backed securities. Fools! However, I did answer the door for the Kleen-Eezy salesman and the Jehovah's Witnesses. Once, my neighbour knocked
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3It made a satisfying red blob in the middle of the canvas. I looked around of other objects to help me create my abstract masterpiece. Those coffee dregs! Blam! Brown rivulets. The
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3massive explosion to celebrate good ole Wooly Eye finishing high-school. He pressed the plunger but nothing happened. We would have gone over to check, but then the world collapsed
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0It was a tricky business, surviving in post-communist Hungary. Luckily they were in America, so it was all good. That is until they were heard saying "comrade" to a comrade, and
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4people mistook it for a car park and queued up to leave their cars, which he proceeded to sell to the highest bidder. Business was booming, but those pesky Mayan gods had the last
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4horse-meat burger. Sure, there were disbelievers, but the fact is that that Trojan Horse-burger was the tastiest thing on this planet. Second only to the chocolate-covered version.
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12choosing to make floor-length curtains that would later be converted into playsuits for the children. As the minions danced and sang their way through life, the Queen couldn't help
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1it turns out that I'm really allergic to cabbage. Like seriously, you wouldn't want to be present if I accidentally see cabbage. RAGE! Anyway, my "best" friend invited me over for
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1Even hearing the sound of his wife's water breaking from the next chair over, he was still chilled as a cucumber. The delivery of his baby goat son, however, was another story.
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4the buzzing of the flies stuck to his skin would interfere when he was on a stakeout. Bubbelious Bob's detective career was only just paying the rent. His fly sales however, were
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1the huge army encampment just over the hill. They aren't hurting anyone. In fact, like me, they are helping to keep the cricket population at manageable levels. The supplies I need
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5Herb insisted on riding Mary Jane's donkey, but she didn't seem to mind, waving us off from the porch. The dusty trail was hard to see in the dark and I found myself wishing for a