Finished Folds (81—100)
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3We placed an advertisement and soon a pile of CVs were delivered. "How about this person? 3 years experience in monster killing and several awards from the AXE society." Our fears
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6I will now reveal the culprit... (pulls a head mask off the nearest person) "GASP!! OLD MAN BOB?!?" "And I would have done it too it it hadn't been for you BLASTED MEDDLING KIDS!!"
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3He was also annoyed by the guy next to him who was doing the same impaling trick and eliciting gasps from passing women. Scarecrow decided to go one better and chopped off his own
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1water falling from the tap in the bathroom slowed in reverence. "Did it hurt, darling?" asked my wife, tossing the thorn into a metal bowl. My mouth was too full to answer and I ha
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1a passing dog. Unfortunately she missed, and ended up with a large puddle of apple mush. Deciding that she was ready to take her private dancing career to the next level, she got a
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1stared in confusion, trying to decide whether our protagonist was male or female. In the end, the dragon-chicken decided that men and women burn equally well and breathed fire over
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3My to-do list was getting longer by the minute. Luckily I had had the foresight to invest in a digital calendar that took care of the sock-changing and cab-hailing functions. I had
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2Unfortunately, it was slightly past its use-by date and we found ourselves rushing out of Wisconsin as if a dairy-flavoured stink-bomb had been set off under the car. The cows were
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3Cuckoo catchoo. I went fishing with my walrus friends and we were surprised to see a brightly coloured submarine pulling into the bay. Out stepped a man who proceeded to proclaim h
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1for the right to watch robot wars whenever and wherever they wanted! Eventually they were calmed down by the TV channel's recovery squad and most of the carnage was cleaned up with
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3Further down the hall are abandoned juggling balls and "How to smile while crying" handbook. "These clowns died noble deaths" says my companion, but just then a ghost jumps out of
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4who wouldn't know a pincer movement from a flanking tactic. Ronald decided to stick to shoot-em-ups in the future, but just then the RPG game took an exciting twist, sending him to
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2ich we found was out of gas. My cat indicated the tandem bike instead but the poor kitty's feet didn't reach the pedals. I pedalled heroically back to the house which the CDC had t
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2she asked the tiny ruler, twirling her hair and snapping her gum. "I'm like, totally ready to help you to rehab or whatEVER!". The young king didn't answer, which was like, totally
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6apparent failure in dog-training. Her poodle picked up the stethoscope in its mouth and brought it over to her again, wagging its tail hopefully. Dr Wife decided to make one last
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2more bedraggled if I tried, I realised, catching sight of myself in a mirror. My sharp-toothed friend had pursued me and now advanced, cap in hand, grinning manically. The storm wa
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2off into the sunset on my trusty steed, the rodeo machine at the local mall. What luck that the sunset mural on the wall has so far escaped vandalism by local down and out youths.
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2jelly beans in every flavour. One of Venus's nipples looked suspiciously like a detonator. Slim took a closer look but some ash from his cigar accidentally fell on the... BLAM!!!!!
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3My heart was pounding. How would I impress the girl behind the counter now? Maybe she wasn't into Stretch Armstrong The Snail impressions. I hastily tried to make all my appendages
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0the toilet for a few minutes" we warned him. "Fuck You Mars!" said Matt. It seemed that some residual anger lingered in his system. We left him in his lonely space pod & continued