Finished Folds (121—136)
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1Ya can't kick me wiv it. Yo ugliness is like a fit of sickness, like a fifth of shit, like a stick that I'd use to hit... "THANKS, PLEASE TAKE THAT LINE AGAIN!" says the technician
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1Long before the time had expired, the microwave started to give off strangely tasty-smelling smoke and the inside was covered in hamster guts. I surveyed the mess with a mixture of
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3The only. The administrator who had the power to grant me the day off on my birthday. Purgatory was a strange department name to be sure, but Cas and Dean had also commented that
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4" said the Master-Chef next to me. "Mix tape?!" I asked. "Yes," he replied. "It's a burning device for mixing dry ingredients. So much more convenient than a food processor." I sta
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2said my neighbour, eyeing my new purchase of gnomes which were sitting proudly in the front garden. "I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH LARGE SLUGS!" Sad to say that her eyesight wasn't what it
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1I can't imagine what Bella was thinking in being best friends with him. Oh yeah, that's right. She got dumped by the sparkly ice-cold vampire. Even when she was ready to give him
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5definitely try to incorporate it into a folding story. However fate and the previous writers are not always kind to us. We must just try as we may to perpetuate the story without
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4But those darn ninjas were just too good at tying knots. She looked around for another way out. The fire at home would surely not yet have reached the curtains. A rusty nail beckon
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3I decided I was ready to infiltrate the enemy stronghold. I stood outside Madame Dolce's Love Acadamy. When a clerk came to greet me, I almost froze, but heard Agent 450's voice in
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3Which was briskly cleared up by one of Satan's minions who was wearing a fluffy white apron. "That darn dog!" said Satan, "Now, what did you say you purpose here was?". I decided t
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1I try to shake off this horrible experience but find my thoughts returning to it throughout the day and in the following weeks. Eventually the lack of sleep drives me insaaaaaaaaaa
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2That will teach me to stand motionless for four hours staring at my reflection. The padded cell is quite comfortable and the lab tech brings me my meals on a plastic McDonalds tray
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5"Why try to improve a company that is already perfect?". Despite his robot appearance, he was impressed. I got the job and started work directly in the Philadelphia office, where I
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3Haglund to the scene of the crime, but it was too late. All usable evidence had long been eliminated, so there was nothing for it but to rush to the nearest doughnut shop and drown
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3the word "Anything" itself! However, it was not to be. He was stuck with a guy called Cereberus and only half a biscuit to get them through this wilderness of a frozen desert.
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1I did my best, but there were too many snakes all over the floor. They slithered and tripped me up. I fell straight into the arms of the only person I never wanted to see again.