Finished Folds (41—60)
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2The dickwolves took one look, dropped the deli mustard and ran away. The soft squishing of their footsteps seemed to calm the erectile dysfunction bears and they fell asleep on the
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5In fact the range of items on offer was getting so ridiculous that I found myself wondering just how much this was all going to cost. Opening my wallet a few moths flew out and
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2illy fools. Little did they know that it was all part of the plan to power the CONFUSION MACHINE. Not only could you fire a confusion ray from 400m, but also... *FLASH* ..erm..
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4flying as if tomorrow had never died. A crack of thunderball caused the roof to collapse like a skyfall as terrorists filled the room. Clearly the world was not enough. Bond took
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2The mouse tails and hypodermic needles had mated and their offspring had assimilated the horns and clavicles. The effects were interesting enough for the research to be re-funded
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3It was as if the ideas were falling from the sky. Wait, they were! Folded paper rained on our heads. Was that a folding story TREE?? The evolution of folding story is now solved!
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5The chances of a meaningful folding story emerging through random chance are chancy at best. Are we willing to take that chance? Perhaps an opinion poll would do the trick?
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4operation grew into a whale of a problem for the authorities. The sardines that Spam Baby advertised were of course of the highest quality, but the tins were small and most people
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8hips, and, turning her upside-down, started shaking her. Small rodents started to fall out of Sheila's pockets. Ah-ha! Exclaimed Noah. Finally, the last animals and our expedition
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6You could tell by the false dragon scales. A few had fallen off & were littering the ground, clearly plastic. I wonder where you can buy fake dragon scales? Kevin mused to himself
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5Luckily, she hadn't kept her optician's appointment in a while so there was little chance of that. As I was thinking this, my brother's grin stretched even wider and started to
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4wearing his signature sharply-bemused expression. "What's up Doc?" I asked him (It never got old). "Well Marty!" Doc Brown exclaimed, "This time I've truly cracked it, I've built a
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6People come from all over the world to see it. You can buy "march of the purple palms" T-shirts and sand globes, which are like snow globes but reflect the dry Australian climate.
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2but R&D misunderstood me and made hair clippers for blind burrowing animals. Luckily, the population of people with pet moles was greater than we anticipated and the product was a
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4I had kept an album of snapshots of them. Little did those soldiers know, when they asked me to take their photo, that I was planning to shoot them and steal their camera. Now my
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3get married first! There's only one marriage licence left and we're taking it!!" Oscar yelled. Bert knew it was a race to the registry office. He sprinted to the gate but Oscar had
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4the green stuff in the joints they'd smoked was actually just pulverised cabbage. Seemed to float Dizzy's metaphorical boat though. Janice suggested a change.Let's go for a walk in
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0fetched Pa's truck and carted all the giant candy home. Who could refuse a lifetime's supply of chocolaty goodness?! I later came to regret it bitterly, but that's another story...
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2man behind me. He blinked in surprise and hastily hid the axe behind his back. "Who is Sir Edmund Hillary?" he asked politely. I could see that he hadn't the faintest idea what he
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4a scalpel. Which you might not think the ideal implement for decapitation, but by gosh it was well-wielded. The watchers obeyed their last command and broke into song as the blood