Finished Folds (61—80)
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4that we strike the iron WITH?" they asked. Dr Squirt slapped his forehead and left the scene, muttering angrily. The kids stared bewildered as more and more MILFs and GMIILFs appea
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4But water mills were the worst! Anyone who wanted their water ground used to take it to the mill at the edge of the village, where the laughing trees jeered. He shook dust from his
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1pile of corpses. They toppled over & a few skulls split open, spattering brains everywhere. "They don't even smell like brains!" I complained. The owner of the haunted house had no
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1raged the gerbil. "I only signed up to be your familiar for 2 years. It's been 7! I'm informing the transmogrification board!" It stomped off, leaving the cloaked man & the woman
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4all the rest of the furniture. Those darn termites. He was really going to have to call an exterminator. Pooh took a long drag of his honey-rye concoction and wandered over to the
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2throw in the occasional waltz step or salsa shimmy. Fortunately, at the end of the year the Tel Aviv disco burned to the ground. Having miraculously survived, she continued her jou
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2I'd never visited Aunt Elaine without the burn of a bristly kiss warming my cheeks on the bus ride home, I decided he MUST be crazy. "Here," I held out a razor to him. "You'll need
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4his Mrs Doubtfire mask. "CUT! why is he wearing that old thing?!!" asked the director. "Shhh, it's sort of a safety blanket for him" said Robin Williams's agent. Meanwhile Hook had
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1chocolate. However, the brown liquid turned out to be highly flammable! Fires quickly broke out and I extinguished them all with my foam generators. I was hailed as a hero & freed!
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1The clown came back again with fists at the ready, evil grin plastered across his face, but I had already left the scene. I ran through the bushes, leaves brushing through my hair
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1he audacity to spit in the face of the establishment. The doctor was carted off to the asylum where he lectured in Astrobiological Literature and frittered his last dollar away on
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2my mother, my grandmother, my dog, my pet stick insect... the list goes on. That's why I have strapped you to this imaginary Soul Train and we're standing near Niagara Falls. Bye!
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3and attached it to a nearby nail. "Goodbye cruel world!" he exclaimed, jumping into the void. Luckily the socks were of finest xeep wool and he made it safely to planet Xeepon.
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1at the label of the jar before his head exploded. A rare but fatal olive allergy -what were the chances?! Luckily his insurance fully covered the clean-up costs. And therapy costs.
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2I was careful to place them on their respective resting cushions after having dusted them thoroughly with Crown-B-Shine. The island of Twatt shone in the sun and the Queen stared
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3just open his eyes wide enough, they could use the light shining from his retinas to find a way out of this mess. Unfortunately, there came a knock on the door. It was the police
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4It is the ideal discipline for layabouts and wafflers. I count myself among those lucky humanitarians. Scientists spend their lives in the lab slaving over hot bunsens and pouring
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2Alfie scratched his head. "Have you tried Chamomile tea?" he asked. "I've heard it does wonders for sound sleep." The tiny bearded man did not seem impressed with this advice and
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3to keep anything down for more than an hour!" Kate's mother was justly concerned. The next weekend they took indigestion tablets, telling Nanna that they were candy. Nanna downed
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5"Rechts! Rechts!" shouted Hermann the Hate Bug. Thinking he was referring to the dinosaur skeleton, Ms. Goering turned left into the museum car park. Hermann revved angrily and pro