Finished Folds (61—80)
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4One day, the giant pixie set out to hunt down a very wise spider. She left the Castle of Azerouth at 1:45pm and headed towards the Blue Lagoon. When she arrived,
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1The hungry space monkey goes to school on the moon.
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2Last week, I got a invite to a birthday party, from a weightless talking dolphin who likes to collect space rubble.
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6A brand new start to inhumane history. The radioactive mutated human mathematician had just colonized the moon.
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2Nelly the elephant
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5chord wasn't as elastic as it was predicted. The psychedelic clown fell headfirst, smearing his face on the floor, creating a smudgy path of coloured face paint along the floor.
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2would be the Jenny Craigers victims. The Florida Cartel really deserved a beating. Once the rashes had gone, the gang got together and discussed a plan of action.
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1I shivered when the rusty metal scraped together, making a high pitched dead squeal. BOOM-I gave the device a hard thump and it soon got into motion. Chuck-a-lucka-lucka
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4When you have special powers beyond what the mind can conceive, you think you're invincible, but actually you're not. Everyone has a weakness, an Achilles heel. Mine was
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2He thought somebody would fight to get the holidays back, but they didn't. Without holiday cheer, he and all his friends sank into deep depression, and none of them were motivated.
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2girl who was getting raped by her farther. No joke, the backwards BJ ran down the hill leaving a river of tears behind him. Justin Bieber made the water to salty for the beavers to
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5does she have to be so beautiful?" He elegant hair swayed to one side, as she blew a kiss to the rest of the people in the pub, taking care to make her butt more prominent, as she
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1"Those! You mean those hills!?" I yelled at the random ferret faced redneck, as he hurried away into the distance. I gazed up at the hills, wandering what could be up there.
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4"This sentence is no nonsense for this nonsense is no sentence." The purple hatted wizard proudly read to the group of confuzzled young lads.
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3million jars of honey, waiting to be delivered to Pooh's. It was Whinny the Pooh's sweet 16th. Eeyore and Rabbit wanted to give Pooh a big surprise, without eating all the sherbet.
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5small hole in the wall. As he slipped though the hole, into next doors house, he dived into a pool of blazing fire, which rapidly burnt him until he was a pile of grey ash.
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4The attorney asked"Do you think there's any significance to the fact you woke up in Eureka? Are you a scientist?" "I think they wanted to extract materials from my body to make
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6I met a girl who had some extraordinary pets. Her blue dragon, purple frog and pack of rainbow coloured alpacas were among the few that lived in the front room. Her favourite pet,
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4I made you a chocolate chip cookie but it came to life and it was so tasty that it ate itself.
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55 years, 6 weeks, and 2 days ago. It was cold and dark outside so I stayed indoors. That night, the shadow man jumped out at me and I screamed and tried to kill it but, the shadow