Finished Folds (3821—3840)
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6friction composition shoes", he blurted out. He always did that when he got nervous about where his libido was taking him. He would blurt out random railroad related factoids.
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3But the days of juggling 2 love affairs were long behind him now. Besides he and the psychiatrist had not parted on the best of terms. Each claimed it wasn't the other but them but
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2When I had opened my door I had not expected to hear such gibberish from the porta-potty delivery guy. I had chosen the Johnny-On-Spot company because they were the only one that
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1has seen me through many action filled trials and tribulations. As it written in the 1st Gospel of John McClane: "Verily, I will rain down upon your car of patrol one evildoer, so
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3pubes gave lie to my idea of where her voice came from. I had discovered the fabled Vox Vaginalia, commonly known as The Speaking Box or sometimes simply The Snapper. Not being one
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4I had loosened my brain too much and it had sunk all the way down in my cranium causing all the dural fluid to sit atop it sloshing around with each movement causing me to teeter &
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0Which he did.
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3He quickly bagged the glimpse up and listed it on eBay. Sadly, he was not alone. There were multiple listings for glimpses of her face but he had the only one from this spectacle.
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2by the acting grub because he loathed inaction like the plague. It was true, the plague had loathed inaction since before 1348 when all the rulers did nothing when plague struck at
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3trial orchestrated by the nascent KGB to highlight the transparency of the Soviet legal system and how even the most powerful were subject to it. Stalin played along up to a point.
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3bit the dust. "You really need to get a maid", said the 2nd Banana spitting out the dust. "Are you really the 2nd Banana or are you just playin 2nd Banana", I asked to buy time to
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1and now his brother POTHI wanted to have me also. He explained it to me in his guttural Gaulish sing-song lilt that they shared everything. "Well you're not going to share me", I
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2of Broken Dreams. Making my way quietly I managed to reach the opposite door without stepping in any dream oil but when I turned the doorknob I discovered it was covered in dream
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3"That is what I am trying to do, your Prof. I can't get off until I flip that limp wristed Whig to do his manly duty all up in my womanly duty", she replied tartly. Prof. Humita
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4before it would run again. The Power Rangers were not going to do the trick. Congress needed to refind itself. I suggested it take a year off and visit my favorite ashram in India.
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4to steer her by. Sadly a hammock makes a poor vessel and quickly sank causing the Mouse King to lose his crown to the murky depths of Pickachu Lake. The king barely made it ashore.
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2make him ever forget that it is was Perth that he first learned that Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Up until that moment he had believed the Party line that Humpty had simply fell. Mack
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2ould have been the first words of her opening statement but her notes were smudged and what she did say was, "The defendant is Noe a bodhisattva licker." The rest of the trial was
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2I pretended to still be asleep as I tried to work out how to get out of this situation. I did not want to end the night smelling like dog, cigars, and cheap booze, again. I had one
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4and you knew it. You had never been perked so well in your life and you wanted to be perked again and again and if Harold wasn't going to do it, well, there were more fish in the