Maybe it's just me, but do any of you write

Maybe it's just me, but do any of you write something in FoldingStory & then weeks go by before what you wrote pops up again & you think, "Did I really write that? That's so weird

. It's not really me at all. My writers shrink calls it the vu jade effect. But I have my own theory. I think i have alien hand syndrome. My hand writes rogue folds when I'm not

restrained, which is more often than is wise. I used to think that my humor was evolving, but it was just my alien hand. Its folding mind is far superior to mine. I take credit for

finding FoldingStory on accident while pursuing my napkin folding hobby, but my alien hand is the reason I have 8179 points. Even though I'm usually drunk when I write my folds, my

super speed reading abilities usually mean I don't lose the plot. My drinking wasn't a problem it was my lack of folding. I decided to quit my job as a paper mill worker and fold

manilla folders.

I take it that this is it. I take the manila folders and go? No answer. I picked up the folders, walked out the door, dumped them in the canal and caught the last train to Oban.

to floss his teeth, pausing every so often to smirk knowingly at a nearby seagull. My stride down the dock became walking the plank - yes, that was butter greasing his chest.

The ship I had scheduled arrived on schedule. The porter took my baggage aboard and I followed. Where the ship went I didn't yet know, but my lottery winnings had paid for it all.