Finished Folds (41—60)
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4world has ever seen! Greater than the coloring book art of Donald Trump. The crowd groaned. Then, silence. But it was too late, Dr. Up-to-no-good had opened the gate to miser
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4"Hold on!" Penelope interrupted. "This sounds like an episode of Family Guy--the one where Stewie and Brian eat the mushrooms Meg got from Quagmire...remember?" The sky turned blue
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5Then, the voices in my head came back, SCREAMING,"Lock Her Up! Build the Wall, fence, baby gate, anthill." L.Ron Hubbard ran away, & the man in the MAGA hat stood over us like god!
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2"Wait! That's it!" it dawned on them. The allure of the candy box...the chocolate pheromones oozing through the paper upon where the confection lay in wait...ready to attack
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2It snuck up on me, unaware, but as soon as its icy stream of abuse marched across the difficult-to-bend hairs on the back of my neck--down the 40 miles of bad road that is my spine
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4It was at that moment--as he stared at his cloven hooves, and then saw his hairy, goat-like face in the mirror--it was then that he smiled and thought, "Charles Darwin was right!"
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5all yours...all 600 of them!" The number six hundred slapped Spider-Man in the gut hard enough to force silk to shoot out of his orifices."I don't know if I'm ready for parenthood,
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3the Mississippi River, a gust of wind raced north and deposited the tooth into the Beignet batter at the Cafe Du Monde. The Icubus ate the Beignet and choked on the private parts.
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3so uneven, and discolored, but even a disturbing image like that couldn’t stop him from smiling and drooling…all the while daydreaming about old-fashioned Children Fricassee...yum!
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4then pour the wee 4 ounces of vermouth & gin down the drain because there is a new sheriff in town. London Dry gin ain't worth the glass bottle it sits in. Beefeaters, baby...
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2of virginity to the highest bidder. And you kept that fraudulent charade adrift well into your 40s..inflated your breasts with silicone, and sutured your hymen with Dacron braids.
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4And even if I'm wrong, what difference doesn't any of it make? In 100 years, the majority of us will have disappeared completely, and those who hang around longer--they go, too.
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5drank the dandelion wine like it was cool refreshing lemonade, but it wasn't no such thing. No, Sir. That there brew was 90 proof, and it kicked my ass so hard that it shot up thru
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2...so, he tore up the enormous hospital bill, tossed it into the toilet, pissed on it, took a dump on it, and flushed it into the sewer system. Then he googled HALVA, and got
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3used wax ring...which he used, quite frequently, when he needed to evacuate into a place not plumbed for evacuation. First, he'd clear a spot, somewhat modestly hidden from plain
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3had only been seen, in these parts, once before: ya gotta go all the way back to 1967, I was fourteen, and I decided to stop at the local greasy spoon and order a chili dog smother
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2panned and scan me, I saw one of those juveniles grab his Ken doll knob and give it a tweak in my direction.Succinctly, I opened my purple reptilian bikini pocket and winked at him
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5hang out at the pool with half-naked babes, drink martini's, and sign autographs. This wasn't going to be a tough choice, People. Screw the Human Race. Let's get drunk and laid!
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5impressed--slightly--but, for the most part, they were underwhelmed and chomping at the bit to promote "Proud Mary" in QLED 8K Full Virtual Reality in glorious 7.1 Dolby Digital.
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4didn't need to answer the question; he merely yanked down his trouser fly and let his slinky flip forward down to the floor. Fudgey the Whale guffawed, "I was wondering when you