Finished Folds (81—100)
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6A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are stranded on a deserted island. A magical lamp washed up on the shore and out popped a Genie, "I will grant each one of you one wish!"
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7picture...I live my life--not on the edge--but, more, the fringe. I write the songs...I write the songs...I am mediocre...and I write the songs. BTW...I hate Spanish Olives!
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3with Godzilla. As Mr. Limpet polished his reading glasses, Fukushima drank vats of Sakie and recounted tales of gigantic women inhabiting the Hooters on the Island of Tsushima.
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3start raking in all that hallucinogenic drug money. I got a lot of hungry mouths to feed because I have sown my seed across every continent, even Antarctica. I have 4 penguin sons
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5...or, perhaps, Mr. Farmer was outstanding in the Field of Dreams, an entire 10,000 acres of Wacky Herb...all because of Wacky Herb Farmers, such as himself...Weed is King!
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8It was Joe's idea to eat Tim. I ain't never liked anything more than beef and chicken, so the thought of eatin' Tim turned summersaults in my stomach. Still, 6 days without food
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5But then the Catholic Guilt hit me like a sledgehammer on my little toe. He was born with two right hands and only half of a brain. I said 5 Hail Mary's and begged for absolution.
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3You see...the cats were gone--obliterated--by 100 piranha-shaped bombs. My scars are a reaction to billions of shark-like electrons biting through me like a hammer into whipped
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4radioactive dog shit and the entire courtroom had to be quarantined for seven weeks, naked, and without entertainment or air conditioning. Of course, they had an unending supply
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4Det. Manatee took Amanda's appraisal in a negative fashion, supposing that she had concluded that he was soft...like yogurt. Anyone could have misconstrued the word "cultured" that
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5plain to see that I hadn't seen a thing in all my years of leading an opulent lifestyle. I truly never would have known anything about reality if I hadn't become a homeless bum.
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4We are whirling and twirling out of control, but everything is under control. We are always being controlled, even when we don't know it. Someone has control of the controller.
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4rolling in and out...undertow dragging you miles from where you'd like to be...sharks swimming around the inside of your head...floating down stream...drifting into unconsciousness
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7ting and eating a Twinkie at the same time? Or was he reaching an orgasm while serving Thanksgiving dinner to a tribe of pygmy Cannibals? The audience was absolutely lost by
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2Tammy was too tired to sleep...she hadn't had more than a few hours over the past eight days. Her room was littered with No Doze boxes and empty pill bottles once filled with
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6He knew she went with Him, even if he WAS Goofy; or, at least; with Horace Horsecollar, on the Steamboat Willie, morphing back into an animated state—home--never to be seen again.
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4I knew it wouldn't be easy, but I decided it was time to change my field of employment: two thousand kills was more than enough; I took all of my weapons and gave them to Goodwill.
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4The aroma was toxically erotic; they both swam in a warm plate of sunny-side-up eggs and a side of hollandaise sauce, which lasted them until the end of time, or, at least, lunch.
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5Soon the dwarf grew tired of entertaining the ugly High Priestess; he had come to see her sexy Step-Mother, but everything changed in a New York minute...a chandelier fell on him.
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5serene seas and pristine beaches--who wouldn't want to be there, to see all of the extinct animals alive. But arduous paths tend to lead toward more sinister ends..who knows where.