Finished Folds (101—120)
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3change my identity: get out my blue wig, nerdy red glasses, and my fat suit--you know, the one that makes me look like I weigh 600 kilos--and make the Giant Slapping hand of Allah
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5You know...like Jack Benny and Henny Youngman with their violins, or, better yet, like Arthur Brown and his Crazy World. "Give me a break!" But they wouldn't, so he lit it anyway!
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7then...in a flash...he blew a hole through American State Capitals for 2000...it was the Daily Double...and he bet everything he owned...EVERYTHING...and he lost it all...
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3e was consummated in the mosh pit at the Lockheed Martin Laboratory, and the oil did flow mightily, enough for proper lubrication, but the Tin Man still wondered what Dorothy did
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4, where he met up with his red hot girlfriend, Amber--who hadn't seen him before in his metamorphosed state. "You're so. . ." Amber was shocked. "Ripped?" Charcoal Man interjected
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4--$17.99, on sale, at Walmart. The world is a funny place: weapons of mass destruction, poisoned water and polluted air--it's a wonder that we've survived as long as we have!
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6He gulped down his last swig of Maalox and then he champed down on his last piece of candy cigarette. As the early morning sun captured his eyes, all expression escaped from his
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4box of Duz dishwashing powder held the answer. Brother Zebediah's coughing fit caused him to knock the box to the floor, breaking the enclosed drinking glass, ending the mystery. .
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8I've been trapped on this planet for my entire life, without any hope of escaping and returning home, so there's no point in crying; it's time to acquiesce and to get a job.
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4He couldn't go on stage with one buttock cheek looking bigger than the other. So, he canceled the concert, but he didn't refund the money. He used it to have the monkey euthanized.
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4Seeing him sitting there, naked from the waist up, hairier than anyone had ever seen, staring blankly--lips perched tight, eyes squinting blindly--at an unconnected computer scree
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3reached into the glove compartment and pulled out a twenty pound steel hammer. He beat on the windshield until he was able to knock it out and onto the hood. Then he cursed Ford
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1Business ideas: Exorcisms and Abortions. Ad: Are you pregnant with Satan's kid? We'll help you by 1) attempting to abort the evil fetus before it reaches trimester two. Or, 2)
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3I awoke on the planet ZA and it took all day to find my way home. 8. Someone broke into my apartment and stole my homework; they did not steal my television or computer. 9
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4But, in reality, any and all gatherings dwindled to nothing more than a casual passing and nodding, it wasn't at all what any of us had expected, but it was history and so were we.
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4I will have completed the assembly of my brand new Mellotron. Oman marveled at the assembly. The craftsmanship. He couldn't wait to hear the sounds that came out of it.
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4and mealworm noodles--still alive--squirming and thrashing in a bacterium broth. Yes, perhaps, to most, it didn't taste good, but to some (the miniscule majority) it was Heaven
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3underbelly and a pornography cinema has no place at all upon any other equinity. I then saddled old Betsy and rode the mare all night long until she dropped like a limp cloth. . .
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4into the stormy night and stood there in the storm and stared blankly into the heart of the storm. Aurora’s world was a colossally small place where rich skanks like Jasmine went
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2by stripping naked, revealing her body painted to look like an extremely overweight and orange Donald Trump. Then she--I mean the President--waddled to the trench and jumped in.