14 Folds
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error found that controlling the air traffic controller with a controller was not as successful as Ed had hoped. The plane crashed once again. His next trial involved -
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"Never!!" I responded. I couldn't give in. One by one, I poured all the contents of the offering plates down my throat. I knew my eating contest days would come in handy.
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than Tammy. She put on her superhero cape and flew outside. Upon arriving at the first house, she went down the chimney and immediately to the computer. She folded a story and then
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At the bar, his face was suddenly revealed. "It's him!" the bartender cried. Everyone in the saloon drew their guns. POW POW POW!! Bodies fell to the floor. Everyone died. The end.
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felt exposed in his Superman suit. "Um," Clark Kent responded, as he debated whether to explain his origin story to the cop. "It's illegal to wear a shirt on this part of the beach
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It was International Granny Panties Day, and grandma felt especially empowered. We were late for the train, so we had to agree to ride the train with a pantless grandma
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and Grandpa no longer had access to ass reduction procedures. In a last burst of desperation, Grandpa bought some sea urchins in order to perform a procedure
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the toilet's whirlpool, stuck between dimensions. The talisman that I had with me--my toilet plunger--was the only thing keeping my physical form from being torn between 2 worlds
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the waffle iron area. "Jeffrey," I scolded my seeing eye dog, "how many times do I need to tell you?! Eggs are to be cooked on the stove!" The bipedal dog barked at me
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. The car, along with the neighbour's front yard, exploded in a fiery blaze. I was taken aback because all I wanted was to get some car insurance money--I certainly did not ask
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doing lines and lines of folds."I'm gonna do another line," Rebbie said as he headed to the back of the dark club, toward the bathroom."I thought you were quitting FoldingStory,"my
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full of all the princes who were much too shy to ask famous princesses like Mulan and Rapunzel to dance. (The last guy who asked Mulan to dance had his man-bun chopped off.)
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in my investigation. "So you're saying narwhal are real," confirmed Det. Manatee. "Yes, sea-dwelling mammals with a single horn have been sighted on the east perimeter," I explaine
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crunching on Doritos. Once again, I opened the door to reprimand the coroner. "For the last time," I shouted, "stop eating over the bodies!"
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the time you ate his share of the ice cream and blamed it on your children." Wow, my therapist, Tyler, knew way more about my personal life than I thought he did."I bugged your car
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This game of Deathball was going well for us. As the pitcher, I was the most important player on the team. It usually gives me more pleasure to execute an opponent, but
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"And sustainable," Hambone the pig added. "We'll take it," we declared. We signed the contract as the pigs continued powering the bacon fryer. This deal is the first step toward
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s of rat sh--" "Children, no swearing allowed!" Mrs. Cheese reprimanded. She continued: "No excuses, you need to finish folding your stories or else
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So my dead father IS in the casino! "Dad, let me help you! Tell me what to do!" I exclaimed. And that was how my gambling addiction began.
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"Stop being so dramatic," Stella Redblood scoffed. "Just because everyone in the world has turned into vampires, it doesn't mean this is the end."