Finished Folds (41—60)
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3face masks, which was not really food, but oh well. Then we blew the rest of our money on gourmet frozen dinners. The producers loved our material so much, that they asked for more
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4known that I was pissed at him for something that I didn't want to tell him about because he should've read my mind and known what it was that was upsetting me: He took my last
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7take her out on another date and order an entire bottle of liquor. Then down the whole thing, and leave her with the cheque. Yes. That would be an appropriate payback.
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3Then a bright light tore through the blackness. Should they go to the light? Or keep fighting?----Then there was a voice: "Boys, what are you doing locked in a dark closet?"
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3was let down because when Elvis got back on stage he no longer did his hip thrusts. The singing was spot on though, so no one suspected
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3"... and slowly welcome yourself back to the world," my yoga instructor said as we opened our eyes and reconvened to the present. Sure, my mantras were unconventional, but
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2After my threats to other potential applicants, I submitted my resume to become a Hot Dog Rotater at a rival company. I was hired on the spot.Success is allabout stepping on others
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4Then Det. Manatee went into a bathroom stall & used a disposable phone to text"Plead insanity&win the case". Indeed, there wasnt just a Manatee inthe office; there was also a mole
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6However, this was only under the condition that Bob folded all of John's stories. One day, Bob failed to do so & was kicked out. Since folding stories was not a marketable skil
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3'Kinky,' I thought. I submitted my wooden voodoo doll and chains that I used on my last boyfriend, along with my resume. I hoped I'd get an interview because I knew I'd be perfect
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7No,there was no way the Thought police could've listened in.He had no phones/electronics of anykind.Just in case, he even avoided materials that could conductelectricity. Unless...
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2on his forehead. But when people started getting real tattoos of the letters "S. O. B." on their foreheads, I decided it that the branding wasgetting too genericized.Thus,I decided
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3"This stuff is legit," the seller rambled. "And I dried it myself in my own oven. Here, try it." I couldn't find any cigarette paper so I had to use a page from my bible.
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8The Dark Lord waved his wand and all the other patients died. Trembling in fear and horror, the clerk led Him to a room, the deathly silence broken only by His Lord's sneeze
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4So the drop bear was only allowed to live in trees.The only way he could make a living was to drop on naive tourists. My friend taught me how to speak Australian to prevent attacks
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2The lead actor limped over as well,gasping, "It's okay,I can still play the part.It's only a flesh wound."He clutched his chainsawed leg. Just then, I saw an opportunity for myself
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2But, having smelled the smoke, my mom and the police came, along with the rest of the neighbourhood. "All I told you to do was boil the water for mac & cheese!" barked mom. Oops.
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4went in for a hug, flippers opened wide but Octicula mistook this as a threatening gesture, &gave Sharticus a face full of ink. Sharticus coughed&brushed the ink away with his cane
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60.0001 seconds later, flying squirrel Frumpy whizzed past the tree holding the folding story and stole it. "Now you'll never finish your story!" Frumpy cackled. Frumpy
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4David's nose 1st led him to the laundromat & said the password to the guy at the front desk:"Change this 50 into quarters for me." The guy nodded and led David to the money launder