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football helmet full of cottage cheese, naked pictures of Bea Arthur, a sweet guitar and an oversized novelty baby bottle. It is as if they are establishing an insanity plea -
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It seemed like years had gone by since starting a folding story. Then one day folding story sends me a survey. Do I have ideas? Usually people know better than to ask me this.
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Squawkers started to preach the gospel of Jesus Parrot and all his miracles like raising parrots from the dead, walking on water, curing the blind and turning water into crackers.
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Boo Bo was the funniest clown I had ever met. I tried to impress him with a joke, so I combined his favorite subjects into one joke. Farts, sex, racism, kittens and leprechauns.
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we attended bingo. B4 was called and I remembered our plan to elope. I couldn't leave yet, because I only needed I22 to win. We were just going have to wait until next week.
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"Hey kids, do you hate rye bread and want to try some crack?" The anti-hero shouted into a megaphone. "Try some crack and get a free pipe bomb while supplies last!" The kids were
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Then Wallace remembered making that wish for his birthday. It's not every year you wish for your Chinese food left overs and old hair to come alive and be your best friend.
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a group of nuns. Airport security shows up to try and stop the vampire, but didn't stand a chance. I dropped my pants mooning everyone in hopes there was a werewolf that could help
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Sky Rockets in flight, Afternoon Delight! The tree smiled and fired the rocket launcher. My friend and I held hands, started singing along and skipping through the park. The trees
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The 2014 Boston marathon was fixed.
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So as I conclude this eulogy let us remember Sgt Old Spice not for his hate for jelly fish, but rather his love for life. The crowd clapped as squawkers flew away from the cemetary
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that constitutes or contains any form of advertising or solicitation; Exceptions can be made only for Crazy Bananas' escort services and Wildom's monkey smuggling business.
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just write Coulrophobiac as my middle name. That way everyone would know. I left the rest of my healthcare paperwork blank. My family history of circus performers was to much to fi
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You're going to want to sit down for this. Well get dressed first and then sit down. I have a confession to make and it may come as a surprise for some of you.
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The Office Unicorn still had a company credit card, so she ordered gifts for all her excoworkers. A first aid kit for the attorney, a light saber for IT, noise canceling headphones
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Back from shopping, I was ready to write my archeological thesis, but needed to talk my Asian roommate into wearing the Yankees hat I bought him.
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That was a close call. Teddy Ruxpin was enjoying his coke and Beiber music when Grubby came in like a wrecking ball. Who put in the Miley tape? The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin were
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When in doubt get both! Since white death is on the way, buy in bulk. After Thumbtacks and Tampax. The torn list said cond. Was it condoms or condiments. Get both! Mayo was on sale
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I needed to pull the old switch-a-roo. I woke up before him and paid a homeless person to lay naked in his bed. He'll wake up confused and I'll claim to not what he's talking about
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I tried to ask Freddie James Prinze, Jr. about wearing a neckerchief when he played Fred Jones, but he didn't hear me. Probably because we were at Monday Night RAW and security was