Finished Folds (7501—7520)
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4sorority because they wanted to eventually have the awesome faded green greek letters on their ankles that the sales women at the furniture had. It seemed
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2the awesome thunder clap between her breasts which compressed the ball into a diamond, she was Mamagnon, the Greek Goddess of "Big Black Titties" and the mortals
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4And that had irritated Duran. The champagne gig was a joke because Duran wanted adventure. He wanted to go to Rio, he imagined her a dancer dancing on the sand
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4Nicole Richie's "Vaginal Kraken" feasted on their flesh, Adam made the mistake of looking right into it's eye, and he thought of the Sarlacc Pit. He wanted to live so
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5spread her legs and pushed her pelvis against the mattress. No sensation came. Her Ex was right, she was dead from the waist down. She put on some sweats and grabbed some ice cream
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2to bottle up these evil plans and so Steve Harvey decided to use Family Feud to take the soul of this nice married woman so he could eat it. Eating the life force made his mustache
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4by the chain saw that the nice man in the leather mask was waving at me. He seemed to want to cut the barbed wire so I could get free. I smiled at him and said, "Thanks" and lifted
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2photos of Snooky to obliterate his libido. Kristin's clone was a godsend until she watched Multiplicity. Her clone realized she'd been living like a slave to the original and
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5National Geographic crew in her "lawn" anthropomorphizing the rodents that tore apart here yard. Sven, a muscular Swiss camera man knocked on her door to ask for
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4around the FBI headquarters. They got "Watchmacallit" bars from the vending machine. This new life would keep them alive, he and his niece had ratted out the
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8Humpback the Clown played back his "voices" from his blackberry voice recorder. His heart broke. They were terrible, they were the same exact voice: Wolf Blitzer in different keys
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4totally not give a fuck about her pastoral bullshit. I was a Wall Street type who guzzled Diet Rockstar and chewed energy gum, but she loved me because
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7Optimus Prime had totally turned cannibal. It was an accident. He'd screamed "No" when Bumble Bee exploded and Bumble Bee's bumper went into his mouth. Ever since then the tast of
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3eri Curled the cat because I wanted it to be soulful. The cat's
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3But when Randy Newman was hired to do workouts with Gary Neuman the world of video had hit such a disgusting low that
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1Bernie turned to Meg and the pressed-shirts and said, "It has to bee 40% beef, that's fine, but the question is what exactly is Beef? Is furniture beef? If it's made of leather
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2e he had more sweat glands than anyone else. And his pores were as big a dimes. As a result, he had constantly drink Gatorade
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6late for the free breakfast at Denny's on your birthday? He sobbed. He pounded the table grieving and gurgling and said, "
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1their visits to the toilets had produces strong liquidity #6's on the Bristol Stool Charts and then they desired
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3discovered that Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were actually the same person. This magnificent hoax had created the illusion of "choice" in computer systems, no one had caught on